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This usually works the absolute best! People hate it when they see people having fun when they aren't. If you use things like it's not polite to "..." or it's not very nice when you "..." the person will get really pissed!
Example:
In a class of mine someone was asking for help and when a person made a comment about how dumb he was...me...he told me to shut my mouth.
I said "It's not polite to tell people to shut their mouth. Didn't your mother teach you manners?"
"I got manners but I ain't callin' peeps idiots you piece of shit."
"It's not very nice to call people names."
"Then why did you call me an idiot? That's a name!"
"I thought that's what your name was, you turn your head everytime someone says it..."
"Man I ain't gonna do this bull shit anymore"
"What bull shit?"
"I know that your an asshole and I ain't gonna let it get to me"
"Let what get to you?"
"God damn shut up!"
"Who are you talking to?"
"You idiot!"
"It's not polite to call people names"
"I thought that was your name!"
"No, your name is idiot just ask him"
:::I Point to the teacher:::
:::The teacher starts to laugh, and idiot storms outta the room! Man that was fun! Childish but fun:::
My suggestion is mastering this technique and use it with the annoying technique and the plain asshole technique. |
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