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| Lesley's Collection of Profound Statements |
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| Eureka! |
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| I have searched long and hard to collect some of the Universe's most profound and insightful statements. Here are the few I have found thus far. Life sucks. Boy bands don’t help. A good movie consists of two things: Violence and Comedy. A bad movie consists of one thing: Pauly Shore Ociffer, I swear to drunk I’m not god! Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. I can’t remember the rest. Life’s too short to learn German. -R. Porson "I once was sad because I had no shoes, then I met a man who had no feet."How would this make anyone feel better?? Do not feed sea monkeys potato chips. Better to have loved a short man than to have never loved a tall. - David Chambless Two wrongs are only the beginning. There are very few problems that can’t be solved through a suitable application of high explosives. I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, ‘cuz, like, you are good and crunchy and taste good with ketchup. (Don’t ask...) I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter. Loopy. Fruit Loopy. One tequila. Two tequila. Three keteela. Floor. I'm not as think as some drunkle peep I am. Yo quiero Taco Bell. |
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