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| Eminem |
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| My Name Is Chorus: repeat 2X Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady Ahem.. excuse me! Can I have the attention of the class for one second? [Eminem] Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!) Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!) Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!) Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is? (Huh?) My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..) And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!" Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!" Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!) I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off! Chorus [Eminem] My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be thirty-five I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler and stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (Owwwwwwww!) Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup Extraterrestrial, runnin over pedestrians in a spaceship while they screamin: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!" Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn!) I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!) You know you blew up when the women rush your stands and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!) This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?) So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!' Chorus [Eminem] Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!) Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE! I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die (Fuck that!) I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive (Huh yup!) Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead) All my life I was very deprived I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide (Whoops!) Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too) I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere) When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!) YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! (WAHHH!) I lay awake and strap myself in the bed Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!) I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!) And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?) Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had Chorus ------------------------------------------------------------ I'm Shady Who came through with two glocks to terrorize your borough (Huh?) Told you how to slap dips and murder your girl (I did) Gave you all the finger and told you to sit and twirl Sold a billion tapes and still screamed fuck the world (Slim Shady), so come and kill me while my name's hot And shoot me twenty five times in the same spot (Ow) Think I've got a generation brainwashed To pop pills and smoke pot till they brains rot (Uh, oh?) Stop they blood flow until they veins clot I need a pain shot, and a shot of plain scotch Purple haze and acid raindrops Spike the punch at the party and drain pop (gulp gulp) Shaved my armpits and wore a tank top Bad Boy, I told you that I can't stop Gotta make 'em fear you before you make 'em feel you So everybody buy my shit or I'mma come and kill you I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets I'm your brother when you need some new weed to set you free You know me I'm your friend when you need a minithin (Slim Shady) I'm Shady I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful (Uh huh huh) I like birds, bees, I like people I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful Like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in preschool (Woo!) The ill type, I stab myself with a steel spike While I blow my brain out just to see what it feels like And this is how I am in real life I don't want to just die a normal death, I wanna be killed twice (Uh huh) How you wanna scare somebody with a gun threat When they're high off of drugs they haven't even done yet So bring the money by tonight Cause your wife says this is the biggest knife She ever saw in her life (Help me help me) I try to keep it positive and play it cool Shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school (Stay in school!) Cause I'm the one they can relate to and look up to better Tonight I think I'll write my biggest fan a fuck you letter (chorus) I listen to your demo tape and act like I don't like it (Aw that shit is wack) Six months later you hear your lyrics on my shit (What????) People don't buy shit no more they just dub it That's why I'm still broke and had the number one club hit (Yup, uh huh) But they love it when you make your business public So fuck it, I've got herpes while we're on the subject (Uh huh) And if I told you I had AIDS y'all would play it Cause you stupid motherfuckers think I'm playing when I say it Well, I do take pills, don't do speed Don't do crack, don't do coke, I do smoke weed Don't do smack, I do do shrooms Do drink beer, I just wanna make a few things clear My baby mama's not dead (nuh uh), she's still alive and bitching (yup) And I don't have herpes, my dick's just itching It's not syphilis, and as for being AIDS infested I don't know yet, I'm too scared to get tested (chorus) I told you I was Shady Y'all didn't wanna believe me I'm Shady And that's my name ------------------------------------------------------------ My Fault [G] Eminem as Susan (the girl) [D] Eminem as Dave [J] Eminem as John [R] Eminem as Ron Chorus: repeat 2X {Eminem singing} I never meant to give you mushrooms girl I never meant to bring you to my world Now you sitting in the corner crying And now it's my fault my fault [Eminem] I went to John's rave with Ron and Dave And met a new wave blonde babe with half of her head shaved A nurse aid who came to get laid and tied up with first aid tape and raped on the first date Susan -- an ex-heroin addict who just stopped usin who love booze and alternative music (Whattup?) Told me she was goin back into usin again (Nah!) I said, "Wait, first try this hallucinogen It's better than heroin, Henn, the booze or the gin C'mere, let's go in here" *knocks on the door* "Who's in the den?" [R] "It's me and Kelly!" "My bad, (sorry) let's try another room" [G] I don't trust you! "Shut up slut! Chew up this mushroom This'll help you get in touch with your roots We'll get barefoot, buttnaked, and run in the woods [G] Oh hell, I might as well try em, this party is so drab "Oh dag!!" [G] What? "I ain't mean for you to eat the whole bag!" [G] Huh?! Chorus: 1st repeat Em says "I'm sorry!" at the end 2nd repeat same as original Chorus "Yo Sue!" [G] Get away from me, I don't know you Oh shoot, she's tripping.. [G] I need to go puke!! (Bleahh!) I wasn't tryin to turn this into somethin major I just wanted to make you appreciate nature Susan, stop cryin, I don't hate ya The world's not against you, I'm sorry your father raped you So what you had your little coochie in your dad's mouth? That ain't no reason to start wiggin and spaz out She said, [G] Help me I think I'm havin a seisure! I said, "I'm high too bitch, quit grabbin my t-shirt" (Let go!) "Would you calm down you're startin to scare me" She said, [G] I'm twenty-six years old and I'm not married I don't even have any kids and I can't cook (Hello!) I'm over here Sue, (hi) you're talkin to the plant, look! We need to get to a hospital 'fore it's too late Cause I never seen no-one eat as many shrooms as you ate Chorus: 1st repeat Em says "Whoops!" after first line and "It was an accident!" at the end 2nd repeat same as original Chorus Susan (wait!) Where you goin? You better be careful [G] Leave me alone dad, I'm sick of gettin my hair pulled I'm not your dad, quit tryin to swallow your tongue Want some gum? Put down the scissors, 'fore you do somethin dumb I'll be right back just chill baby please? I gotta go find Dave he's the one who gave me these "John, where's Dave at before I bash you?" [J] He's in the bathroom; I think he's takin a crap dude! "Dave! Pull up your pants, we need an ambulance There's a girl upstairs talkin to plants choppin her hair off, and there's only two days left of Spring Break, how long do these things take to wear off?" [D] Well it depends on how may you had "I took three, she ate the other twenty-two caps Now she's upstairs cryin out her eyeballs, drinkin Lysol" [D] She's gonna die dude "I know and it's my fault!" [D] My god!!! Chorus: 1st repeat Em says "I'm sorry!" after second line and "What do I do?" at the end 2nd repeat same as original Chorus My God, I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! Susan please wake up! Please! Please wake up!! What are you doing?! You're not dead!! You're NOT dead! I know you're not dead! Oh my God! Susan wake up! Oh God... ------------------------------------------------------------ Just Don't Give A Fuck Intro Frogg: Whoa, a get your hands in the air and get to clappin 'em, and like, back and forth bacause, ah, this is what you thought it wasn't. It bes the brothers roughest to enter, dirty dozen. I be the F-R-O and double G *coughing in background* And check out the man he goes by the name of er... Verse 1 Eminem, (Frogg): Slim Shady Brain dead like Jim Brady I'm a M80 You little like that Kim lady I'm buzzin, Dirty Dozen, naughty writin rhymer Cursin at you players worse than Marty Schottenheimer You wacker than the motherfucker you bit your style from You ain't gonna sell two copies if you pressed a double album Admit it, fuck it, I'll be comin out in the open I'm doin acid, crack, smack, hocus smokin dope then My name is Marshall Mathers, I'm an alcoholic (Hi Marshall) I have a disease and they don't know what to call it Better hide your wallet cause I'm comin up quick to strip your cash Bought a ticket to your concert to come and whip your ass Bitch, I'm comin out swingin, so fast it'll make your eyes spin You gettin knocked the fuck out like Mike Tyson The proof is in the pudding just ask the Shawn Holman I'll slit your motherfuckin throat worse than Ron Goldman Chorus: So when you see me on your block with two glocks Screamin fuck the world like Tupac, I just don't give a fuck Talkin that shit behind my back, dirty mack And tellin your boys that I'm on crack, I just don't give a fuck So, put my tape back on the rack Go run and tell your friends my shit is wack,I just don't give a fuck You see me on the street and duck, Cause you gon get stuck, stoned, and snuck Cause I just don't give a fuck Verse 2 Eminem, (Frogg): I'm nicer than P, but I'm on a search to crush your milkbone I'm everlasting, I melt Vanilla Ice like silicone I'm ill enough to just straight up diss you for no reason I'm colder than snow season when it's twenty below freezin Flavor with known seasonin, this is the sneak preview I'll diss your magazine and still won't get a weak review I'll make your freak leave you, smell the Folgers crystals This is lyrical combat, Eminem hold your pistols But I form like Voltran and blast you with my soda missles Slim Shady, M&M is my old initials (Bye-bye) Extortion, snortin, supportin abortion Pathological liar, blowin shit out of proportion Illunious, zanious, spontaneous, sporatic Impulsive thinker, impulsive drinker, addict Half animal, half man Dumpin your dead body inside of a fucking trash can With more holes than an afghan Chorus Verse 3 Eminem: Somebody let me out this limousine, I'm a caged demon On stage screamin like Rage Against The Machine I'm convinced I'm a fiend, shootin up while this record is spinnin Clinically braindead, I don't need a second opinion Fuck droppin the jaw, I'm flippin the sacred treasure I'll bite your motherfuckin style just to make it fresher I can't take the pressure, I'm sick of bitches Sick of naggin bosses bitchin while I'm washin dishes In school I never said much, too busy havin a headrush Doin too much rush had my face flushed like red blush Then I went to Jim Beam that's when my face strayed Went to gym in eighth grade raped the womens swim team Don't take me for a joke I'm no comedian Too many mental problems got me snortin coke and smokin weed again I'm goin up over the curb, drivin on the median Finally made it home, but I don't got the key to get in Chorus Outro Eminem: Hey, fuck that! 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