Your mamma - If you read this you have to vote for my site. - Hobbies

Your Mama is So Hairy... Rugburn
Your mama's so hairy, you almost died of rugburn
at birth!

Your Mama's so Fat... Orbiting
Your mama's so fat she has smaller fat people
orbiting around her.

Your Mother is so Poor... Bathroom
Your mother is so poor when I asked to go to the
bathroom, she said, '3 boxes down and to the
left.'

Your Mama on the Street
Your mama is so fat, that when she is walking down
the street everybody yells,'whoop there it is.'

Your Mama is So Fat... Fifty-First State
Your mama's so fat, the president declared her the
51st state.

Your Mama is so Fat... Inside Her
Your mama is so fat we are inside her right now.

Your Mama is so Fat... Shadow
Your Mama is so fat, when her shadow fell on the
bed, it broke!

Your Mama So Ugly... Elm Street
Your mama so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger
nightmares.

Your mama is so Ugly... Halloween
Your mama is so ugly, they give her an extra 364
days for Halloween.

Your Mama is so Old... Dinosaurs
Your mama is so old she drove dinosaurs for her
driving test.

Your Mama is so Dumb... Psychic Friends
Your mama is so dumb, That the psychic friends
only charge her half price to read her mind

Your Mama is so Fat... Her Scale Again
Your mama is so fat, when she got on a scale it
said to be continued.

Your Mama is so Small...
Your mama is so small, she needs a running start
to jump on the toilet.

Your Mama is so Poor... Fries
Your mama is so poor she had to put her fries on
layaway at McDonald's.

Your Mama's Glasses
Your mamas glasses are so thick, that when she
looks at a map, she can see people waving.

Your Mama is so Stupid... Scissors
Your mama's so stupid she cut herself with safety
scissors.

Field Goal Mama
Your mama's gap between her teeth is so wide, I
didn't know whether to smile or kick a field goal

Your Mama So Hairy... Chia Pet
Your mama is so hairy, she looks like a chia pet
with a sweater on.

Your Mama is so Stupid... Parked Car
Your mama is so stupid, she got hit by a
parked car.

Your Mama is So Hairy... Hairbrush
Ye mama so big and hairy, when she walked
outside every thought she was a giant hairbrush.

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