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Things to do when bored in an elevator.

1)Make car noises when people get on or off.

2)Blow your nose and offer to show the contents to other passengers.

3)Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall without getting on or off.

4)Fart. A big fart and blame it on an innocent passenger.

5)Woof occasionally!!

6) Stare at other passengers for a while and then announce "youre one of them" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

7)When the elevator is silent look around and say"is that your beeper"

8)Say ding at each floor.

9Pretend to be a lift attendant and ask for a tip from each passenger.

10) Make explosive noises when someone gets on or of.

11) Stare at your thumb and say " I think its getting longer"

12)If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "bad touch"

13)Start a sing along.

14) mark terrotory with a bit of chalk and tell people not to cross the line.

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