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My Baby
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| My Baby |
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| Things I Love About Who I Love |
This Is Just A List Of Things About My Baby
1. He always seems to make me smile.
2. I can tell where he is in class just by the way he laughs.
3. His head (the one on his shoulders) is shaped like an upside down pear.
4. He doesn't have a butt.
5. He plays soccer.
6. He plays baseball.
7. He's a stick.
8. He has a tattoo.
9. His eyes are brown.
10. He looks so cute in jeans.
11. I love his shoulders *all muscular and stuff*.
12. He has great friends.
13. He has the cutest curly hair.
14. He has soft hands.
15. He has soft ears.
16. He's actually younger than me.
17. He has a skaterish surfer kind of style. I like it.
18. He tries to make me happy on a crappy day.
19. He has hairy legs. Like animal.
20. He has a real dad.
21. He has a real mom.
22. Who are divorced.
23. He also has a step-dad.
24. He also has a step-mom.
25. He has two half brothers *Zach and Tyler*.
26. He has two half sisters *Jessica and Breanna*.
27. He wants to get a dog and name it Stains. So he can call out the door "Come Stains"!!
28. I told him that was yucky.
29. He's not naming our dog Stains needless to say.
30. He plays with my feet.
31. I play with his....um...can't go there.
32. When I beat him up he won't hit back.
**That's All For Now**
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