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| Just Some Facts About What REALLY Makes Men Tick |
The Pringles Penis Once you pop, you can't stop
The Coco Puff Penis you'll go cuckoo for penises.
The Raid Penis Kills bugs dead.
The best part of wakin up is a penis in your cup.
The Rice Krispies Penis What does your penis say to you?
Staples Penis Yeah, we got penis
The Purdue Chicken Penis More meat, less bone.
The Colgate Penis Now that's something to smile about
The Equal Penis Tastes like Sugar.
The Grand Prix Wider is Better
The Eggo Penis Leggo my penis
The Nyquil Penis The nighttime coughing, sneezing, runny-nose, itching, burning, so you can rest penis.
The Jello Penis There's always room for penis
The Dr. Pepper Penis Wouldn't you like to be a penis too?
The Mylanta Penis My Doctor said my penis
The Neon Penis Hi.
The Milk Penis II Got penis?
The Visa Penis It's everywhere you want to be.
The Twizzler Penis It makes mouths happy.
The Chevy Truck Penis Like a rock!
The M&M Penis Melts in your mouth, not in your hand
The Charmin Double Roll Penis It lasts longer because it IS longer.
The Charmin Penis Don't squeeze the penis!
The Tootsie Roll Pop Penis How many licks DOES it take...?
The Captain Planet Penis Go PENIS!!
The Campbells Soup Penis Mmmm mmm good
The Tombstone Penis What would you like on your penis?
The Timex Penis Takes a lickin and keeps on tickin
The Miller Lite Penis Great taste, less filling.
The Life Call Penis It's fallen and it can't get up.
The Sprite Penis Image is nothing... Taste is everything. Obey your Penis.
The Bic Lighter Penis Go ahead and flick my penis
The Bic Lighter Penis Go ahead and flick my penis
The Jell-o Penis Watch it wiggle, see it jiggle.
The Sears Penis Come see the brighter side of penis.
The Alka-Seltzer Penis Pop, pop, fizz, fizz...Oh, what a relief it is...
The AT&t Penis Reach out and touch penis. |
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