Jesus is watching you
A burglar got into a house one night.
Shining his flashlight on the floor in the dark, he heard a voice saying,
"Jesus is watching you."
He looked around nervously, shook his head, and kept looking for valuables.
He again heard, "Jesus is watching you."
This time, he shone his light all over, and it rested on a parrot.
He asked, "Did you say that?
" The parrot admitted that he had. "I'm just trying to warn you is all"
" The burglar said, "Warn me, huh?"
" Who are you the burglar asked? What's your name?"
The parrot said, "Moses."
The burglar said, "Well what kind of stupid people would name a parrot Moses?"
The parrot said, "Probably the same kind of people that would name a rotweiler"
"Jesus."