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23 rd Psalm
The Lord Is My BankerThe Lord is my ProgrammerThe 23rd Pound23rd Psalm A New LookAwards
AwardHumorous
Where God AintThe Golf GameThe Reed SeaWhen Friends ComeThe ComputerRocksCount Your CaloriesMemorial
Janice A Rose From GodThe Wallace FamilyTribute to our KidsThe AftermathOther
ABCs of FriendshipThe Cost of FreedomMean MomsPedalStory of LoveGod is LikeTaste JesusEaster StoryStressTwas The Night Before EasterThe Night Before Jesus CameINTERNET WARNINGThe Cracked PotLetter to the DUKEOur Vacation
Semi AngelVacation 1998Gods ProvisionMay Vacation 1999Prayer
Agreement PrayerBurdensHello LordThe Jelly Bean PrayerTHE LORDS PRAYERHello GodRecipes
Special RecipesSheet CakesSpecial CakesNew SoupsSpecial Recipes 3Special Recipes 2Recipe Delicious Pork LoinReligion
Peters ShadowSowing and ReapingThe Bible and PsychicsSuppose It Is True After AllLetter from ExPsychicThe Bowl In The CupboardThe Word is TriedThe DASHFeeling UnworthyNo Jacket RequiredDo You Love MeWalking By FaithGods Plan of SalvationYour ChoiceSpecial
List of Favorite PlacesEagle in a StormANGEL PENNIES|
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| Jesus and Moses are setting off to play their weekly golf game when Jesus asks if Moses would mind a third. Moses agrees, and an older man joins them. Around the third hole, Moses tees off and slices hard towards the water trap. Muttering, he turns to see Jesus smiling. Moses then looks at the water, raises his hands chest high, palms together, and slowly separates his hands. The water parts, leaving a strip of dry ground, and the ball falls to the ground, bounces three times, and lands on the green, 2 ft from the hole. Moses smiles, and steps back as Jesus line up to tee off. Jesus slices just as poorly, mutters "Shoot!", and sees Moses smiling out of the corner of his eye. Jesus turns back to the water, closes his eyes, raises his hands chest high, palm facing down. As the ball falls to the water, the surface shimmers, and the ball bounces off the surface three times and then lands on the green, 2ft from the hole. He smiles at Moses, and steps back to let the old man tee off. The old man slices just as badly, and the ball heads straight for the water. All of a sudden, a fish leaps out of the water and catches the ball in mid air. As the fish falls back to the water, a bird swoops out of the sky and catches the fish. The bird then arcs over the green and drops the fish. The fish lands on the green, and the impact knocks the ball out of its mouth. The ball then rolls gently into the cup for a hole in one. Moses turns and says .... "Jesus, I hate playing with your Father!" |
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