Hi!! Here's a little bit about me, and wow you must be bored if you're reading this!!
My name is (what? tickey tickey slimshady!! (Hannah)) Well seriously i go by either Ilana, preferably Loni, preferably NOT Ilna, "Girl from the locker room" (Brittney), and oh good god susan what is my name now i've officially lost track!! Well i believe it's now at the point where you have to be one of those child prodigy's, of which i'm not, to memorize it.
I'll be officially 14 years old on April 16th!! WHOOOOO HOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then I can drive!!!!! Wait a sec and i'll think about that. Ooh, that reminds me!! I'm also in the "less advanced math class" or as i like to call it "the medium dumass algebra class". But whenever i say that it makes me feel like i'm goldilocks or something, you know, "and this math class is juuuuuuuusssssttttttt right!!!!!!!"
I have long brown hair, brown eyes, but more importantly i love all of my friends soooooo much!!!!!!!!!!!! They all mean soo much to me (especially my camp amigos!!!!) This means you, Sam, Ash, Dani, Mer, Alex, Sawyer, Shawn, Kenny, Annie, Kyle, Mackenzie, Rachel, Kristen, Ali, everyone i love you all sooooo much you have NO IDEA how much i love you.
That also especially goes for my 9th grade friends all around the US now (darn boarding schools...)
Susan- We've been through sooooooo much together i love you soooo much and thank you for always being there or me and...
I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU, when the rain starts to pour, I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU, like i've been there before, I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU, cause you're there for me too...
BAD BOYS BAD BOYS!!!!!!!! Whatcha gonna do?! Whatcha gonna do when they come for you....
Cara- you have nooooooooo swcrewey idea how much i miss you, you orange queen you!!!!!!!!! If you ever need to talk, i'll be there for you....
WITH ARMS WIDE OPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (oh good god if ihear that song one more time i'm officially gonna scream)
Annie- Same goes for you, and I hope you're enjoying yourself at Boarding School!! I love you sooo much and remember, I'm happy when you're happy!!!!! And do what makes you happy, then you'll be happy and i sound like Barney. yeeeeeeesh...
Vanessa- Mini muffins... IN COLOR!!!!!!!!!!! My shopping buddy i miss you and i love you sooooo much!! Remember when we were sitting in your bathroom trying to blow-dry my pants in like 10 min?!?! DAH!!!!!! Well i'm here for you if you ever need me and i love you soo much.
Isn't it funny that this was supposed to be my biography? |