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The Poopie List

Ghost Poopie- The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but
there is no poopie in the toilet.

Clean Poopie- The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the
toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet Poopie- The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and still
feels unwipped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and
your underwear, so you won't ruin them with a stain.

Second Wave Poopie- This happens when you're done poopieing and
you've pulled your pants up to your knees and you realize that you have to
poopie some more.

Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie- The kind were you strain so
much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

Lincoln Log Poopie- The kind of poopie that is so huge, your
afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet
brush.

Gassy Poopie- It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling.

Corn Poopie- Self explanatory.

Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie-Poopie- The kind where you want to
poopie, but all you do is sit on the toilet & fart a few times.

Spinal Tap Poopie- That's where it hurts so badly coming out,
you'd swear it was leaving sideways.

Wet Cheeks Poopie- (The power dump) The kind that comes out of
your butt so fast, your cheeks get spalshed with water.

Liquid Poopie- The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of
your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

Mexican Poopie- It smells so bad your nose burns.

Upper Class Poopie- The kind of poopie that doesen't smell.

The Suprise Poopie- You are not even at the toilet because you are
sure your about to fart, but OOPS!- a poopie!

The Dangling Poopie- This poopie refuses to drop into the toilet
even though you know you are done poopieing. You just pray that a shake or
two will cut it loose.

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