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Once upon a time there was a boy named Jonny Susaphone. Jonny
was an averagelooking boy in 6th grade. Well one Day Jonny Susaphone
was reading a book in Health class, and he stumbled upon the word "Clitoris". Soon
after he read the word the bell rang and he went to his last class of the day.
So he entered his Art class and began to do his daily work, so he
asked a nearby friend named David Dover what a clitoris was. David said he
thought he heard it from his older brother Ben, but he wasn't sure. So Jonny
Susaphone turned to his side and asked a nearby girl the same question. She
paused for a second and the immediately screamed out "Ms. Hanna, Jonny
susaphone said Clitoris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!". The teacher looked at Jonny
and said, "jonny is this true?". Jonny said " Yes, but...". "Go tho the
office Jonny!!! We will not have this behavior in MY classroom!", Said Ms.
Hanna. johnny picked up his things and went to the office. He went in the
office and was suspended from school for one day. While he was in the office he
met a charming 8th grader named Matt. Matt was a funny, sexy young
man, and Jonny wondered what he would be like in bed. But Jonny got ahold of
himself (non-sexually) and asked matt what a clitoris was. Matt immediately said
"Well...ummm...do you really want to know?". "yes", Jonny
replied. " Well..what can I say?... how about...well KID..all I can say is
when you actually see one, pluck it like a guitar string." With a
puzzled face Jonny said "ummmm..Ok guy. the bell rang and Hot pants (Matt) went to
his bus, and Jonny started to walk home.
Well after the little chat with that super sexy Matt, the bell rang. Hot
pants went out to his bus where he awaits grief from his communist bus
driver, and Jonny went on his way to walk home. Jonny thought about what
Matt said, and he decided he was going to ask his guitar playing father how
to pluck a guitar string. Jonny walked in the door as he saw his father turn
off the VCR and zip up his pants. He then asked his father to show him how a
guitar string is supposed to be plucked. His father went into his closet and
moved the box of what his father called "Me and Mommy's toys" to the side
and pulled out and acoustic guitar. He showed Jonny what to do and then his
father gave him a pick and told him to do the same. Jonny did so and his
father said it was good. Jonny practiced all day, and then his father asked
him "Why did you want to know how to pluck a guitar string? you always
said you hated the guitar, and you liked listening to that Reggin music of
yours.". Jonny replied " Well a met this boy today..." "What the F$%#!!!!!
my boy will NOT be some kind of teabagging Faggot." His father yelled. "Fuck
off", said little Jonny Susaphone. "Anyway, I asked him what a clitoris was
and he said It was just like a guitar string, I have to pluck it to get a
good sound" "ooooh" said his father. "well I think you need to go get a
women to practice that" So his father took a green sheet of paper and 20
dollar bill out of his pocket and handed it to Jonny. He told Jonny to go to
the Address on the paper and knock on the door 3 times and hand her the
money and say you want a "Full service". Jonny was puzzled, but he went
anyway. He walked to the address about 2 or 3 blocks away, and saw the tiny
dirty white colored house. He walked up to the door and knocked 3 times, and
a woman around age 45 with an averaged sized body walked out. Jonny handed
her the money and said he wanted a Full service. The old lady grinned and
welcomed him inside. Jonny walked into a very messy,smelly, tiny house, and
sat on an old green couch. Jonny heard some moaning coming out of the other
room. The women locked the door and stripped her clothes of and she danced
to her bed...---------FUCK YOU ASSHOLE IM NOT MAKING THIS A
PORN STORY, SO NO JACKING
OFF--------...So
the lady was naked on the bed, and she said "do what you want with me".
Jonny asked her what a Clitoris was, and she spread her legs and pointed at
something that looked nothing like a guitar string. So she pulled out a pair
of pink fuzzy handcuffs from under her bed and cuffed herself to the bed.
Jonny kept mumbling to himself "pluck it like a guitar string-pluck it like
a guitar string-pluck it...-pluck it..." several times Jonny repeated. So he
pulled the guitar pick that his father gave him out of his pocket and moved
closer to the womans "area". He moved in and started to pluck it. as soon as
he did, the woman yelled "What the fucking fuck damn shit poop ass dickcunt
are you doing!!!!!!????????!!!!!!!" "Is that the magnificent sound that i
am supposed to hear when i pluck it?" Jonny said. "im not a fucking guitar"
Said the angry women. As soon as she said that the moaning had stopped in
the other room, and a woman and a man walked out, the woman escorted the man
to the door and the man handed her a 100 dollar bill. "Thanks for riding me
like a true ghetto cowboy" said the man. The man left the house and the
woman turned and looked at Jonny Susaphone. The woman screamed "Jonny Joseph
Susaphone!!!!!!!" "Oh my... Mom!!!!!!!!! what are you doing
here?????????"said Jonny

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