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| Q)Do ship like the Titanic sink often? A) No, only once * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Q) Who would get the most money a prostitute or a drug dealer? A) A prostitute- They can clean the crack and sell it again * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * A) What's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? Q) A rooster goes cock-a-doodle-doo and a prostitute goes any cock will do * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * A man walks into a bar, in his hand he holds a pile of dog shit, he says "Look what I nearly trod in". * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Q) Do you know which side of the chicken has more feathers? A) Sure do, the outside * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Did you hear about the aeroplane? Not really. That's ok, it was over your head * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * When a ship sinks, do you think it shakes? Why would it shake? I know I'd be a nervous wreck! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * If the Smurfs were a band would they always sing the blues? * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * There's a horse on one side of the river There is nice fresh hay on the other side of the river There is no bridge The horse cannot swim There are crocodiles in the water How did the horse get the hay? Give up? So did the horse! |
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