Evermore My heartbeat was like a thunder rumbling through my chest. I had heard of him but I never thought I would have him in my presence. Being too nervous, I stood around him with a few other people but didn't say a word. Being careful not to be noticed I fixed my eyes upon him. I inspected every inch of his body from his soft lips down to the neatly laced, brown shoes. He was so overwhelming it was hard to breathe. My lips grew dry with my paniced breath, but I kept moistening them just in case my lips were ever to meet his. My heart fell down in my chest when he annouced he had to go to class. Everyone said goodbye, but I was still speechless. Passion burned in my heart as I watched him walk away. The next day I was sitting at lunch alone thinking about him (All 180lbs of him) when, out of the corner of my eye, I saw him approach me. He sat down next to me and said hi. I managed a response. He started asking about what i thought about. This was curious so I asked him why. He said I, being a woman, had words of wisdom. I was flattered. our conversation carried on for fifteen minutes or so butmore people arrived and sat around us. We all departed at the same time but as we were leaving he invited me to go on a walk with him. I couldn't contain my excitement. I agreed immediately and we exchanged phone numbers. Later that night, he called to let me know he was free to go out. I brushed my teeth and put on my bracelets. I met up with him and we were off. I don't see how he could miss the passion in my eyes and the sound of my heart pounding like the beat of a bass drum. We found a beautiful stream, secluded in the darkness. We sat down on the benches off to the side and enjoyed the darkness with small chat. Suddenly, it got quite. I turned towards him and our eyes locked. His deep, brown eyes captured my heart, not intented to ever let it go. He reached out and wrapped his arm around me. He slowly moved closer, to my face and my heart. I gave my lips one last like, making sure they are moistened. His lips were angelicly soft, even better than i had ever imagined. Our souls seemed to merge into one. From that moment on, i always shared a part of him and him a part of me. That moment was so many years ago but it still remains vivid in my heart and mind. -SupermanSuckBatmanSuckBetter Comics Script by: David West Edsel Koscielniak Andrew Crowley Matthew Lievertz Starring: Co-starring: Settings: Etc (Begin credits, “I’m Only Sleeping” or some such music playing) (Door slams open, Eddy walks in) David: (eyes almost closed) . . . Edsel? Eddy: (hits David) Get up David. David: What do you want? Eddy: Get up man. David: Sleeping. Eddy: Get up! David: I’m tired! Eddy: What are you going to do fat ass? Get up; we’re taking a trip to a Comic Book Festival in Pennsylvania. You wanna come, right? David: No. Eddy: Actually you’re the only one of us who can drive, so you have to come. Get up fat ass! David: No. isn’t Chicago this week end. Eddy: No David: I’m F-in tired. I want to sleep. And besides, who the hell decided to start the trip this fucking early with out any notice, Is such douche? Eddy: The Wise One. David: The Wise One? Matt? Eddy: Yes. Eddy: He has returned from the sojourns of the college-bound. David: nooooooooo! (Ep. III bad) (Starts to get up) (End Scene I) (Music- Something hard and loud and brash- preferably Beatles for unity) (Credits over fast paced action/still shots of Decatur, IPL, Indy skyline, chain link tennis courts, DCHS, etc.) (Scene II) (Credit Music Fades) (David on porch, Eddy just closing the door) David: Okay, so explain this to me again. Eddy: We’re going to leave on the spur of the moment with only pocket change and no clear plan. David: The Wise One had nothing to do with this, did he? Eddy: Fuck no. I had to get you up somehow, anyways, so we pick up a few friends and head off. David: Who’s a few friends? Eddy: Me, you, The Wise One, and a couple of other guys . . . David: (realizing and getting mad) fuck you . . . Eddy: now wait just a second . . . David: Fuck No! We’re not taking Andrew! Absolutely not! Eddy: Ok. So what David: Were not taking Him you know his Brother he’ll cry and try to suck up to us, so he can go. Eddy: that’s why he’s meeting us. David: is he the only one. Eddy: … David: is he the only one or not. Eddy: No David: No! Who is it? Tell me or I’ll fucking smack shit out of you Eddy: It’s Superior David. David: stop it with that shit. Eddy: What? Superior David David: Yes!! He’s my side-kick. ASS (Cut to Superior David walking up to E&D from where the sidewalk connects to the drive) (David turns to look) (End Scene II) David: I hope you guys plan on paying for gas . . . (David turns to Eddy) Eddy: Of course. (David looks at Super) Super: No. David: Do you ever? Super: Of course not. David: Good, cause I don’t take people who don’t have money. (Quit shot of everyone getting in. Now from back seat) Eddy: Why don’t we stop by the gas station right by the video store? We should probably get filled up before we start. David: It’s full. Eddy: Why don’t we stop by the video store by the gas station, then? David: Why the fuck would we do that? Eddy: (holds up a video) No reason. David: God dammit, what am I, your fuckin’ chauffer? Super: Apparently. David: I’m not Bruce Lee Damn it (David looks at Superior David) David: (turns to front and starts ignition) David: What movie did he rent anyway? Super: (looks over) Clerks. David: Oh come on, Clerks? That cheap, easy-bake, piece-of black-and-white Shit? Who the hell watches Indy Flicks? (David looks right at camera) Holy shit, (Eddy turns to look. Super opens door and steps out, like in awe) (Camera to Eddy) Eddy: I am truly alive right now. (Cut to outside looking down at car, Andrew runs forward in slow motion towards the car) (Everyone stares, then looks at Eddy) Dav&Sup: What? Eddy: (*) Your mom! Eddy: (Andrew taps on driver’s side window annoyingly) (David opens door into him) David: Oh sorry (He rolls down the window) Andrew: Hey guys, I’m all ready to go. I even got a ride here so you wouldn’t have to come to my house to pick me up! And I didn’t bring any luggage like you said Edsel, and I brought the five hundred bucks. Super: better not spend it on Magic Cards. Andrew: So David how’s Jessie smoochy smoochy. Super: Fuck you I don’t see you making out with any do I. (David looks in the back of the car and sees Matt making out with Edsel.) (Open Scene IV at Blockbuster) (Car drives in front of Blockbuster, Superior David jumps out, Eddy thrown out, of car) (Car drives off) (They look at each other. Eddy holds up tape.) (Eddy and Superior walk to drop box) (Just as Eddy drops tape in-) Super: Just a sec-! Eddy: What? Super: Oh well, its nothing now. Eddy: Come on tell me! Super: It’s nothing! I mean, you rewound the tape, right? Eddy: Uh . . . Super: You didn’t?! Eddy: No . . . Super: Oh, shit. You’re fucked man. Eddy: How am I fucked? What the hell?!! God dammit what’s so bad?!! Super: You didn’t hear about the guy? Eddy: The guy? No what guy? What are you talking about? Super: The guy! Eddy: God Dammit! Super: Okay! Look- this guy, this guy in California. Alright, you know all those jackasses who don’t rewind their tapes when they return them? Eddy: I know those jackasses very well Super: Well the chains have to rewind them somehow right? So they send them to places where these guys just sit and rewind tapes all fucking day. Eddy: (sarcastic) Oooh. Oh no! My tape’s getting sent to Cali! Hell, why do I care? Super: I’m not done jackass (moves away from Eddy a bit). Alright so this guy who works there- One day he just snaps! He just gets pissed off at this wasteful shit and he looks up the name and address of this asshole’s tape- And he goes and whacks the guy. Eddy: Eeww Super: No I mean he fuckin’ kills this dude! Eddy: (a little freaked out) Well okay, that sucks, but they caught the guy right? I mean he’s in fuckin’ California! Super: No, they didn’t. And he’s not done either. One in California. Half a dozen in Oklahoma. Poor sap in St. Louis. Three in Evansville, INDIANA. Eddy: This is bullshit! Super: This is bullshit! Or is your life in danger?!!? (Camera pans to mysterious car parked nearby) (Super and Eddy looking nervously about, when David pulls up and Superior and Eddy jump in frantically yelling DRIVE! DRIVE!) (Car starts moving and the scene fades with the shout of Fly Fat-ass Fly!) (End Scene IV) (Scene V begin, car pulls up to Wise One’s house, shot from high up) (They get out and walk up to the door) (Camera switches to nearer local with them going up last steps and David knocking) (Cut to wider shot of everyone waiting) (Cut to nearer, Ben opens the door) Ben: Hello? Super: Hey Ben. David: Shut up! David: We’ve come to see The Wise One. Ben: Oh! Right away! (Slams door) Matt: (opens door and walks out) Hey guys, what’s up? Eddy: We’re going to take a road trip up to Wizard con in Jersey, and to visit the site of the Grail. Matt: Really? What do I need to bring? Eddy: Just your presence-(David smacks Eddy)—and gas money. Matt: Alright! I’ve got that, let’s go! David: Okay! It’s only ten O’clock, so let’s go to Burger King for breakfast- Eddy: And mooching off your sister! David: Ass. Matt: Wait. That’s right- what are you guys doing up this early? (David smacks Eddy and walks to the car followed by Eddy and Matt) Andrew: Superior David! That is- Super: (looks disgusted, hits Andrew) Matt. This is Matt. Andrew: Hello Matt! (They walk to car) (End Scene V) (Scene VI) (Cut to car pulling up to Burger King) (Parks horribly, cut to everyone inside) David: Hey Crystal! (Swing to Crystal looking up from working, frantically) Crystal: Hey slacker! Good job getting fired so now I have to work twice as hard! David: I love you too. Andrew: (under his breath) Bitch Crystal: What do you want? David: I need fifty bucks. Crystal: Oh yeah (sarcastic). Anything else? David: A croissant. Crystal: I don’t think so fat-ass (turns back to her work) (David reaches across counter and steals something) David: yoink! (He leads running out) (End Scene VI) (Scene VII open in car) David: So does anybody else have anyplace to go or are we all set? Andrew: I know I sure don’t! David: Damn straight. How the hell did I end up in the car with you, anyways? (Cut to Eddy and Andrew talking in DCHS parking lot) Andrew: So what were you and Superior David talking about in lunch today? Eddy: Nothing. Andrew: You guys are going somewhere! Eddy: Nowhere. Andrew: It didn’t sound like nowhere. (Eddy is silent for a second) Eddy: Andrew, we’re going to Pennsylvania. (Cut back to car) David: Why did you tell him that? Eddy: I couldn’t stand the silence. David: That still doesn’t explain why he’s here. Eddy: So you wouldn’t be the only fat-ass in the car. David: No, really, why is he here? (Cut back to parking lot) Andrew: Say, can I come with you guys?!!? Eddy: No Andrew! Andrew: Why not? (Cut back to car) Eddy: (looks like he’s about to cry) I couldn’t fuck tell him man. I couldn’t do it. David: Its okay man. It’ll be alright. (Camera zooms to Andrew smiling blissfully unaware, listening to headphones) (Camera to Eddy’s-side rearview, where the mysterious car is shown) Eddy: (sitting up) Oh shit! Who’s that following us? Super: Oh my god-its that guy from the video store! Eddy: Fuck! Matt: What? What’s up? (Camera of Eddy miming explanation worriedly) Matt: Oh I see. Let me think. Eddy: Fuck- they’re getting closer. (He grabs a big hamburger David is bringing to his mouth and chucks it at them) (Camera of it hitting the windshield, a loud “bitch!” is heard as the car drives off the roadway) Matt: Not what I was going to suggest, but effective. (Camera up-cloze Very Effective. David: I’m going to kill you Eddy. You could have gotten us killed. Eddy: Relax! I’m just having fun. David: (pouty) But you took my food. (Matt reaches forward with a cookie) Super: Have a cookie (laughs). David: Fuck you guys. I’m stopping at this gas station for a second. (End Scene VII) (Scene VIII open at Marathon) (Everyone is out of the car) David: I really wish you’d think instead of just doing shit. Eddy: Man, cool down. David: Fuck you! (He rushes Eddy) (Cut to other three standing a bit away) Matt: This is stupid. Andrew: This should be a sport. Super: You’re mom’s sure a sport. (Camera to Eddy rushing David *) (Cut back to the three) Matt: Hey guys I think we should be moving on. Super: Why? Matt: Because there’s a car with a flat tire and hamburger all over the windshield over there. (Cut to David and Eddy (in a headlock) looking up startled) (Everyone rushes into the car) (End Scene VIII) (Scene IX) (Open in car, Superior David asleep, hour(s) later) David: What time is it? Eddy: Why do you care? Just look at the clock. David: I would, but I’m trying to keep my eyes on the road— Eddy: lame David: --and the car that’s been fucking following us for the last hour. Matt: (Sits up) what?! Eddy: That same car? I thought we lost them a while back. David: No, you lost interest a while back. Eddy: Well alright, whatever, lets just pull over up ahead of them and deal with them. David: How ‘bout we pull over and let you out? And then you feel free to ‘deal’ with them. Eddy: No, we’ll have Andrew flash his tits at them! David: Fuckin’ assholes—just call the cops. Eddy: (waves phone at David) No signal. Andrew: Can you hear me getting my ass kicked by my assailants? No? Good! All: Shut up. Eddy: Hey! Superior David! Wake up! Super: Huh? Eddy: Do you have a signal? Super: Eh? (Checks) No, I don’t. Matt: Shit. Eddy: Let’s pull this shit over then! David: Fuck no. (A beat of just them driving) (Cut to car just finishing pulling over. Andrew rushes out and flashes towards the road.) (Scene X) (Cut to car . . .) [Man in amazement whips out of his pants and starts to jerk. We all look in disgust. A homeless man walks out into the road. Man driving looks up and tries to swerve—but too late. Man looks shocked and hit the man and flips the car and bursts into flames.] (End Scene X) (Scene XI) (Everyone in Road in state of shock) Super: Lets get out of here . . . Matt: Yeah . . . David: (Walking to car quickly) Alright—yeah—let’s be off now. (Everyone follows, but Andrew stops short of door) Andrew: Wow . . . I didn’t think hobos burned so quickly. Eddy: Fuck that cock-shmoker! Yeah! (Andrew grabbed and pulled bodily into car by Superior or Matt) (End Scene XI) (Scene XII) (Open back at accident) (Man crawls out of wreckage. Car pulls up.) Driver: Do you need help Mister? (Some kind of cliché movie dramatic sound or something) (Man from wreckage kills Driver, takes his clothes, and throws his body in the wreckage) (End Scene XII) (Scene XIII) (Open in a fast-food joint) (Pan of everyone, See Matt and Andrew at a table) Andrew: What did you like better, Revolver or Magical Mystery Tour? Matt: Mystery Tour. Andrew: blasphemy. Matt: Mystery Tour had better songs. Strawberry Fields, Penny Lane, I am the Walrus, and All You Need Is Love. All Revolver had was Indian Music and sub-par acid rock Andrew: I noticed something in Revolver. David: (leaning over) Acid? (Andrew looks over to the window where a guy has a paper held up to it saying “Copyright Infringement”) Andrew: Doctor Robert is a drug dealer Matt: (slaps head from the sheer stupidity of such an obvious thing) (End Scene XIII) (Scene XIV) (The car, the guys) Matt: It’s cold Andrew: Yeah, it’s Hoth Cold Super: God Damn you. Eddy: You’re a mo. David: Hey, guys! We’re in Penn! Matt: Yay Quakers (mock enthusiasm). Andrew: That reminds me—Quakers lived here and started the colonies back in the 1700’s. I think the guy on the Oatmeal box was one. Super: That was your mom. David: We brought him along why? Eddy: I already told you—the car works best with all four wheels on the ground. Just you (Eddy has hands tilted). With him—eeeerrr, krr (Eddy has his hands go level). David: I hate you. Andrew: This reminds me of a Simpson’s episode. Super: He’s starting it again. Matt: Hey Andrew, I’ve got Revolver on my Discman! Wanna listen to it? Andrew: Oh sure! (Matt gives CD player to Andrew, who puts it on and hums quietly) Eddy: I’m happy he’s not talking. David: Hey have any of you ever wanted to make a movie? Super: Ya, with your mom? David: Fuck you. Andrew: Your mom goes to col Every one but Andrew: Stop that now Toby. Andrew: Yesa Masa David: I’ve been thinking about it. Making a movie me and how bad my love life is. Andrew: Scott, stop thinking about Jean. David: Yes, Jean, Ah paper clips (Scene XV) (Matt is driving and looking in to the mirror) Matt: Lievertz, Matt Lievertz asshole. Super: (barely awake) I don’t think so Tim. Super: I just realized some thing there are no women in this movie. Matt: What movie? Super: This one Matt: Yes there are, David’s sister Super: Ah David’s sister Matt: Do you want me to wake David up, he’s writing the shit. Have him write you razzalin Sam or something. (David wakes up) David: What are you talking about? Matt: Women David: What bitch pressing charges, I get that a lot, shit I for got to record Degrassi Next Generation. Super: What is up with up and that show. David: I love Canadian mellow-drama and girls that say a boot. . . . Use the end of the script-we’ll have to flesh it out a bit before it’ll be done, you know, decide exactly what we want to happen, etc. Send this around to everybody and do revisions, and send it back to me. dawssj4@hotmail.com Contributed by SgtPepper2789