| UPDATE: TORNADO!! No, not the weather phenomenon. The CAR! Loco Piloto has the Tornado at the school with the oldest experimental Corn Field. No it is not in Iowa as you would think. It is the only university which has a mascot that is a cross dresser. Yah, so anyway, Loco Piloto is still learning to fly even though he has transfered twice in 2 years. We think that he has found his permanent home though. Now You would tend to think that Loco Piloto would be a fighter pilot or some Kamikaze Bush pilot but he intends to fly commercial planes!! AHHH!! Now what would you do if your captain came on the intercom and said, "This is Loco Piloto, I will be your captain for this flight. We are gonna take this bad boy up about yay high and see what he can do with only one engine..." You would mess your pants, that is exactly what you will do. God Bless America |