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This history is not entirely true; do not hold it as fact, as some of it may not have actually happened
It all started with a group of juvenile delinquents that
wanted to start a club. They became known as the Ooga Booga Club. This is as far back as LHV can be traced. The members were inducted by a bizarre ritual that is still unknown to outsiders. Ooga Booga members can be recognized by their characteristic grunts and craving for meat products; these were true wild children.
After that, a small band of people whose need for meat (mostly BEEF) overpowered them. They started hunting, and soon became the Beef Warriors. These were spontaneous, ravenous hunters. They were more organized than the Ooga Booga Club, but still very rough around the edges. The only way to join was to be accepted at one of their huge food festivals where the Warriors roasted huge quantities of meat over open fire.
The latest permutation is the group known as Los Huevos Verdes. It is a group of talented youngsters who are skilled in various deadly arts and can hold there own in any
brawl, any ring, any time. They are highly organized and well documented. The signature of the group is a scrawled symbol that is almost gang-like. It looks like a 4 and a V connected to each other. Each member has his own fighting style and signature finishing move. LHV is one of the most powerful groups ever assembled. |
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