| UPDATE: El Gigante is going to college in posibly the most boring state in these United States of America. I mean how much corn could one state need? Why not diversify, maybe some wheat or Soy, rice even. Well anyway, El gigante is getting himself an EdUMuHCayshun and that's what matters right? Sure. As an extracurricular activity, El Gigante also runs on the track team where his signature event involves a woman given a head start on the track, whoever catches her first gets to keep her. Needless to say he is very fast and very effective in this event, they dont call him Don Juan for nothing... |