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| You don't think that a pig can be dangerous? Tell that to the man that choked on a porkchop.. |
| Name: Benjamon, (Ben-Ha-Moan) |
Update: Benjamon will now be teaching your troubled children. Yes that is right, the creature that is not sure if he is a man or a pig will be helping out the youth of America... Does anybody else see anything wrong with this picture? The LHV Insider has just reported that Benjamon will be graduating from school before the current holder of the coveted "Brain Boy" Trophy (Jehu). Well that seems really odd at first glance, but when their lives and respective majors are compared, the difference is clearly seen.
Benjamon
*Special Education(MSMD)
*Illinois State (Cool state school)
*Small Red Head With Lots of free time
*Thinks he is smart because he graduates early
*Proving himself by graduating early
*Can write a ten page lesson plan
Jehu
*Some sort of government controlled astro\-quantum physics
*University of Chicago (preppy little home for dorky genius reculses and a whole lotta Goths)
*Smallish dark haired boy with more free time
*Knows he is smart, in six different languages (Yes, Physics is a language)
*Life Goals Completed after taking the SAT and blowing the curve
*Can turn a ten page lesson plan into a working model of a stealth Bomber
Results inconclusive
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