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| IF YA GONNA POOP,DO IT IN STYLE |
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Taking a good healthy smash can be as good or better than an orgasm.If you now what yor doing.Taking a poop in style consist of letting it brew to ripeness like a fine wine. People expierenced in the art of dumping know to release there crap when the time is right. Also nothing improves the act of shiting like a good book and cigarrete.
step 1: (letting it brew) When you feel the urge to let one go, don't rush right off to the bathroom, wait let it simmer. Push it out a little bit (called the turtle head technique) and suck it back in. This prepares it for the actual deed.
step 2: Get comfortable light up a cigarette and get ready. If you have some beer or MD20/20 (cheap wine) bring it with you.Crack open a good book or magazine and prepare for the best feeling in your life.
step 3:(the act) Don't rush it, let it come to you. Let her slide out slowly and explore her surrondings. Let your butt cheeks spread to the max and enjoy the sensation. Take it slow and easy. When you do this correctly the whole world stops.Listen, yeah thats it enjot it. ahhhhhhh
If you follow these easy guidelines you'll never look at pooping the same way again. GOOD LUCK and enjoy.
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