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I know They're old, but Face It, We All Love Yo Mama's
Yo Mama's Dumber Than Homer..Now That's an Insult


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Yo Mama's so fat Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction

Yo Mama's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows

Yo Mama's like a hardware store, 10 cents a screw

Yo Mama's so fat, she has a wooden leg, with a kickstand

Yo Mama's so fat, you have to grease the doorway, and hold a twinkie up on the other side just to get her through

Yo Mama's so ugly they put her picture in the monkey cage at the zoo to keep the monkeys from jerkin' off

Yo Mama's so fat the National Weather Service has to name her farts

Yo Mama's so ugly her imaginery friend committed suicide

Yo Mama's so fat.. we in her right now!!

Yo Mama's so poor robbers leave her money

Yo Mama's so ugly at strip joints, people pay her to put her clothes back on

Yo Mama's so old when God said "Let there be light" she flipped the switch

Yo Mama's so hairy, Big Foot takes photos of her

Yo Mama's so hairy, shes got afros on her nipples

Yo Mama's so short she poses for trophies

Yo Mama's so poor, that when I saw her walkin' around with one shoe I asked "Did you lose a shoe?" and
she said "No, I found one"

You heard about the woman who lived in a shoe? Yo Mama's so poor she lived in a sandal.

Yo Mama's so flat she uses Band-Aid's for bras

Yo Mama's breasts hang down so low if they were any lower they'd be an extra pair of knees

Yo Mama's so poor, when I came in I stepped on a cigerette and she yelled "Who turned off the heat?"

Yo mama's so poor, at KFC she had to lick other people's fingers

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was a kid, she had to tie a steak to her neck to play with the dog

Yo mama's so fat, her nickname's "Damn!"

Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up in sections

Yo mama's so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway

Yo mama's so short you can see her feet on her driver's license

Yo mama's so slutty, I coulda been your daddy, but the guy in front me had exact change

Yo mama's so fat, she's like spoiled milk, white and chunky

Yo mama's so fat, people run laps around her for exercise

Email me your Yo Mama's and I'll post 'em


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