Home
Polls
Important Message
Submit
Larrys Zodiac
FAQs
STMA
A Look Into Pokemon
Games
Starcraft
Acrophobia
Winners
Nifty Game
Neat Quiz
Humor
Jokes
YoMama
Pick up Lines
Condoms
Blonde Jokes
Quotes
Addicted
Bumper Stickers
Twisted Disney
Torture
One liners
Jokes2
Poopies
Links
My friends site
Games and Humor
Other links
Me
About me
Profile
Pokemon
Interview with Pikachu
PokeRevolution
TV
BLAF out Loud
|
| I know They're old, but Face It, We All Love Yo Mama's |
 |
| Yo Mama's Dumber Than Homer..Now That's an Insult |
Yo Mama's so fat Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction
Yo Mama's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows
Yo Mama's like a hardware store, 10 cents a screw
Yo Mama's so fat, she has a wooden leg, with a kickstand
Yo Mama's so fat, you have to grease the doorway, and hold a twinkie up on the other side just to get her through
Yo Mama's so ugly they put her picture in the monkey cage at the zoo to keep the monkeys from jerkin' off
Yo Mama's so fat the National Weather Service has to name her farts
Yo Mama's so ugly her imaginery friend committed suicide
Yo Mama's so fat.. we in her right now!!
Yo Mama's so poor robbers leave her money
Yo Mama's so ugly at strip joints, people pay her to put her clothes back on
Yo Mama's so old when God said "Let there be light" she flipped the switch
Yo Mama's so hairy, Big Foot takes photos of her
Yo Mama's so hairy, shes got afros on her nipples
Yo Mama's so short she poses for trophies
Yo Mama's so poor, that when I saw her walkin' around with one shoe I asked "Did you lose a shoe?" and
she said "No, I found one"
You heard about the woman who lived in a shoe? Yo Mama's so poor she lived in a sandal.
Yo Mama's so flat she uses Band-Aid's for bras
Yo Mama's breasts hang down so low if they were any lower they'd be an extra pair of knees
Yo Mama's so poor, when I came in I stepped on a cigerette and she yelled "Who turned off the heat?"
Yo mama's so poor, at KFC she had to lick other people's fingers
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was a kid, she had to tie a steak to her neck to play with the dog
Yo mama's so fat, her nickname's "Damn!"
Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up in sections
Yo mama's so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway
Yo mama's so short you can see her feet on her driver's license
Yo mama's so slutty, I coulda been your daddy, but the guy in front me had exact change
Yo mama's so fat, she's like spoiled milk, white and chunky
Yo mama's so fat, people run laps around her for exercise
Email me your Yo Mama's and I'll post 'em |
|