1.) Restrain victim, tilt head back, drain a can of DIET PEPSI down the bastards throat...watch pleasantly as a look of disgust as he goes down
2.) Tie victim to chair. Put Hanson/Spicegirls CD in CD Player, crank volume to 10, put repeat on 99. Hit play. Watch safely from behind soundproof glass
3.) Tie victim to chair, force to watch 5 Jim Carrey movies STRAIGHT!!
4.) Go to victims bedroom. Place pictures of she-males and she-that-looks-like-a-males EVERYWHERE. Lock victim in room
More later |