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11/18/99
We spend a lot of time waiting...You can't get anything or do anything without some wait. Waiting for the movie
to start, waiting in line, waiting for my pizza to cook, waiting for the cd's i ordered...waiting in traffic. With all this
technology, we think we can get lots more accomplished, but for every advancement, there is an equal bad thing
in the form of waiting. Take the microwave for example, now we can cook food in minutes when it used to
take....more minutes. Now we have to wait for it to cool down...ok, that was a bad example, but i know that you
know what im talking about..think about it

9/13/99
In biology class we learned that organelles were each living organisms that could support themselves and performed all life functions and could reproduce individually. We also learned that bacteria and viruses were also organelles but don't perform all life functions and destroyed host cells to reproduce copies of themselves. These copies would then find host cells, take them for all they got, and reproduce to take over more host cells......Well that got me thinking...what if we were organelles to much larger organisms. Then we would have to be bacteria, because without the planet, which would be a host cell, we wouldn't be able to survive. Maybe all the animals are normal organelles which are good for the environment and ecosystems, while we just sap this planet for all its got. well, we are on the verge of planetary colonization, which means that we will soon be able to go other planets, which is the main solution to get over the problem of lacking resources on this planet. We would then thrive on these planets, take all the natural resources from them until there is nothing left, then we'd move on to even more planets doing the same. If this theory was true, then perhaps all the little bacteria that we so hate are just very tiny people, hoping to survive in a world they don't understand. So the bacteria we call disgusting and disorganized are probably just miniature versions of ourselves. And, also, maybe the universe is just some gigantic organism, with all the galaxies, and stuff being its organs, that is sick cause of us. Hes probably gonna use some giant medicine to kill all of us before we have a chance to take over all his cells (planets.) So, anyway, i dont think any of this is true...just a thought...ing about..think about it
9/12/99
I've been thinkin'...Maxpages has been getting outta hand with all the banners
Theres like 6 banners to a page
The average site has around 25 pages...thats roughly 150 banners to a site
Times that by the 600+ sites on Maxpages..you got the hefty sum of 90,000 banners
Now, how many people actually click on the banners?
Well, I'd probably estimate about 4 people click on the banners
Thats a total of 89996 unused banners
Not to mention that everytime you enter a Maxpages site a couple more banners pop up from nowhere
theres like more banners on maxpages than the population of delaware..even tho thats not much its still pretty
amazing
9/11/99
You know, when someone says that nothing is right, its true, cause by saying that nothing is right you
contradict the orginal statment, automatically saying that nothing is right is not right, therefore its true, because
somethings are right and some aren't...cool, huh?...I'm sure you got what im tellin ya..well, until tommorow, bye

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