If God had not meant for us to procrastinate, he would not have created infiinity
Sex is kinda like pizza, even when it's bad, it's stilll pretty good
A meeting is a place where minutes are kept and hours are lost
-submitted by Jsprok1114
He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke
-submitted by Jsprok1114
Masturbation equals aggrivation
-anonymous
Sex is better out of the bottle then with my wife
-John Candy
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
-stolen from this guy (sorry)
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
stolen from this guy (Sorry)
Save your tounge, you'll need it
-Submitted by MFrostByte
Of all the things I've loat, I miss my mind the most
-submitted by Mfrostbyte
BEER, helping ugly people have sex, since 1862
-submitted by MFrostbyte
Gravity is not just a thing. It's the Law
-MFrostbyte
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of
it!
-submitted by Andrea
Rehab is for quiters.
Andrea
The more people I meet, the more I like my Dog.
-Andrea
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
- Andrea
I love animals.....They're delicious!
-Super Cow |