With These Lines you will be sure to be surrounded by the Ladies!! - Comedy & Humor

That shirt looks very becoming on you, and If I was you I'd be cumming too
-James

Is there a mirror in your pocket? Cause I keep seeing myself in your pants
-Matt

My middle name is milk, cause I can really do a body good

Are you good at math? I say that we add me and you, subtract our clothes, divide our legs, and multiply

If your rich then I'm your bitch

Is that a rocket in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
- Submitted by Keyace

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

That's a nice shirt...It would look really good lying on my floor next to my bed

Those pants looked great last night on my floor
-submitted by Keyface

If you look good enough I won't scream the wrong name in bed
-submitted by Mfrostbyte

Well, thats it really, I'll post more when I can think of more, or if I hear some more. Email me if you know any good ones

Larry8@aol.com

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