1 Are You Gay?
a. Yes
b. No
c. Dunno, Am I?
2 )Are you Jewish?
a. Yes
b. No
c. Dunno, Am I?
3) How often do you have sex?
a. At least four times a week
b. At least four times a year
c. At least four times
d. Whats sex?
4) When did you stop wetting your bed?
a. When I was 6
b. When I was 12
c. A couple years ago
d. I plan to in the near future
5) Teletubbies...
a. Kick ass
b. Don't kick ass
c. Suck ass
d. Whats a teletubby?
6) Your going to die in a week, you...
a. Find a girl
b. Go to Church
c. Get drunk
d. Find a guy
7) How big is your...well, y'know?
a. 9-12 inches
b. 5-8 inches
c. less then 5 inches
d. Don't really have one
8) Mexicans are...
a. Cool
b. Crazy
c. Taco loving freaks
d. All of Above
9) You think my site is...
a. Great, really cool. Funny, creative, and Nifty
b. Ok, I've seen better, though
c. Well, It's not really that good
d. It sucks
10) Which do you prefer?
a. Monkey
b. Cow
c. Unicorn
d. Elephant
11) Women can't drive?
a. True
b. False
12) Bill Clinton is a fat, child-molesting, prick
a. True
b. False
13) Which of the following would look best in a bikini?
a. Bugs Bunny
b. Elmer Fud
c. Ally Mcbeal
d. Yoko Zuna
ANSWERS-
1-2.....a=0 b=10 c=0 I should certainly hope your not gay, or jewish! They're probably the worst things you can do against God...oh, if you answered c for either of these, just look down your pants...if somethings there then you'd want to answer no.
3.......a=10 b=5 c=1 d=0 Even though lust is a sin, it's certainly the best one
4.......a=5 b=10 c=0 d=1 I stopped when I was twelve, not something I'm proud of, but oh well. d gets more then c cause it's funnier
5.......a=0 b=1 c=10 d=5 I'm not too fond of Teletubbies
6.......a, b, c=10 d=0 The first three are deffinetly things I'd consider... d, however, means your gay or a girl, which I'm not...I think
7.......a=0 b=10 c=5 d=0 If you put (a) then you are a lying son of a bitch...b is about my size. d means you are gay or a girl...not me
8.......a, b, c=5 d=10 All are true, but d is the truest
9.......a=10 b, c, d=0 If ya dont think my site is the greatest, then thats your loss
10......a, b, d=10 c=0 All are kickass animals, except for unicorns which is a bit too fruity for me
11......The answer is true whether you like it or not. Go ahead and give yourself 25 points for that one, if you got it right (aka if your a guy)
12......The answer is true. That BigMac eating mad man can go jump in a pool of Yugaslavian piss. 25 points if ya got that right
13......a=10 b=5 c=0 d=1. If you've been paying attention to the polls, the answer is Bugs Bunny, Elmer Fud was second, and Yoko maid third
SCORING-
over 140 -You are just like me, a real,Larry-person, you are the man...Congratulations
100-140 -Your are almost da man...king of the NON-Larrys
80-100 - Definitely a cool person...sometimes.
50-80 - Definitely a dumbass that'd I'd really hate...sometimes
30-50 - Definitely gay
20-30 - Probably Jewish
15-20 - Definitely Gay and Jewish
below 15 - Gay, Jewish, animal loving freak...hey, I know, that's mean, but it's da truth
note: Whatever you scored on this test isn't neccessarily true, so don't start crying
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