Larry's Zodiac - Comedy & Humor - http://maxpages.com/larry8/Larrys

My zodiac is similar to the Chinese, except it's cooler and isn't done by year, and the animals are original, enjoy.

Following is a list of dates, the animal it corresponds with, and a brief description of what is's like. The animal that corresponds with the day you were born is the one that corresponds with you, and therefore is one with your mind and spirit...yeah..that's it...mind and spirit.

Jan 1- Jan 19. The Furry Monster- You are an overly happy person. You will laugh at almost anything and tend to take life lightly. Suicide and drugs are common among the Furry Monsters. You are a very social creature and have lots of friends.

Jan 20- Feb 10. The Graceful Unicorn- You are kind of a hidden person, not an extremely lot of friends, not too many enemies. You are a kind and gentle person that enjoys dancing but not in front of people. You tend to spend your time only with your family, fellow unicorns, and close friends.

Feb 11- Feb 28. The Happy Monkey- You are friend to the Graceful Unicorn, but are much more social. People tend to think of you as a bit of a pest, but never say so to you. You like to dance and show off your many skills and talents.

Feb 29. The Magical Turtle- A very rare person. Cool, hip, and fun to be with. Everyone thinks you are cool and you think so too. You probably make a lot of money.

Mar 1- Mar 28- The Shifting Dragon- You are kinda strange and go through mood swings. Everyone loves your good side, but hates your bad side. You are likely to go insane, or homicidal. Other than that you enjoy water sports, and long walks on the beach.

Mar 29- April 15. The Pouncing Cheeta- You are swift and athletic and have power over the lesser ones. Your kinda slow at the mind, but compensate for that with your ability to humor yourself.

Apr 16- May 3. The Amazing Orangutang- A rare and funny person. You enjoy gymnastics and swinging from branches. You are very careful and have many talents. You are not likely to do the wrong thing. You know this and always try to cover for yourself when you do.

May 4- May 30. The Colorful Butterfly- A happy person with a great sense of humor. You are an interesting, and different character that everyone likes. You are a very independent person and are kind of a rebel.

May 31- Jun 20. The Crazy LunaFish- A cool person with fresh ideas. Loves water and is by nature crazy, although not likley to go insane or have a breakdown. Loves hanging out with friends, and criticizing enemies.

Jun 21- July 4. The Super Ant- An overly workative person that always gets the job done. Never complains or questions. Likely to be smashed by everyone else, and commit suicide, or go insane.

July 5- Aug 1- The Not so Great Lion- A cool person but not as cool as The Really Great and Nifty Lion. Funny, and thoughtful, you work diligently at whatever your doing.

Aug 2- Aug 30. The Really Great and Nifty Lion- All Hail the King, the great master of the Larry's Zodiac. Bow down before the really cool, wise, powerful, yet funny and calm Lord of the realm..after the One true God of course.
(You don't have to bow before me, what go ahead if you want)

Aug 31- Sep 30. The Lonely Bear- You are a sad, depressed little person. May the Great Lion have pity on you. You do good at your work, but are really, not a very fun person to be with..sorry, but thats what the Zodiac says

Oct 1- Nov3. The Trembling Whale- You are a pretty cool person. Funny, and smart, but you often ignore your work and eat pizza.

Nov 4- Dec 1. The Tricky Antelope- You are a very cool person, but you often act on others to get things done for you. You always try to look like the best, or something good.

Dec 2- Dec 31. The Sneaky Fox- You are really funny, and smart, but you lie and often are very lazy. You brag about things you don't got, and everyone knows it. You will probably join a suicide cult or gang.

Well, folks, thats it. Hope you enjoyed it. I'll make some horoscope or something for this some other time. Adios Amigo

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