Some Funny Bumper Stickers - Comedy & Humor - http://maxpages.com/larry8/Bumper

Very Funny Scotty, now beam up my clothes

Madness takes its toll--please have exact change ready.

Even though this is a stupid sticker you're squinting to read it (in very small text)

I don't have an eating problem. I eat. I get fat. No Problem

Enjoy Life - Eat Out More Often

If You Can Read This Bumper Sticker, You're In Range

This Vehicle Swerves and Hits Pedestrians at Random

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Cover me. I'm changing lanes.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an IDIOT!

Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Forget about World Peace....visualize using your turn signal.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

When there's a will, I want to be in it!

"KEEP HONKING".... I'M RELOADING

BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

HORN DOES NOT WORK- WATCH FOR FINGER!
-Matt
Don't blame me! I didn't vote!

Don't drink and drive.... You might hit a bump and spill your drink.

My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Student!

Hang Up And Drive!

Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can
If you're not angry, you're not paying attention!

This car is not abandoned!

I STOP FOR NO APPARENT REASON.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

So many pedestrians, so little time
-Matt

Don't impeach, impale
-Matt

* Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth
control.

* I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

* He who laughs last thinks slowest.

* It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get
you.
* Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog.
Dorothy.

* I love cats...they taste just like chicken.

* Forget the Joneses, I keep us up with the
Simpsons.

* Born free...Taxed to death.

* Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an
idiot.

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

* Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.

* If you don't like the news, go out and make some.

* Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

* No radio - Already stolen.

* Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off
NOW.

* How can I miss you if you won't go away?

* There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count
& those who can't.

* Caution: I drive like you do.

*Submitted by Andrea

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