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| Q: What did the Blondes left leg say to the Blondes right leg? A: Nothing, they've never met Q: What did the Blonde say when you asked her if shes been picked up by the fuzz? A: No, but I have been swung round by the tits Q: Why did the blonde have a bruised belly button? A: Because her boyfriend is a blonde Q: Why did the Blonde climb the glass wall? A: To see the other side Q: Why did the Blonde get kicked out of the M&M's Factory? A: For throwing out the W's A Blonde, bernette, and a red head are in the International Breast Stroke across the English Channel. At 8:00 AM they start. About two hours later the red head makes it the the finish line, and there is much cheering. Twenty minutes later the bernette comes in, but after waiting for another half-hour the judges get worried about the blonde, who still hasn't turned up yet. Everyone is scared of what may happen to the blonde, but, eventually, she turns up at 5:00 PM. Everyone cheers and asks her what happens and she says, "I don't want to sound unfair, but I think those two used their arms." " A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F" (letters only). He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T" (letters only)." She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F" again. He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T." The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly "T-G-I-F" another time. The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, "S-H-I-T." The blond finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, "T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness It's Friday, get it?" The man answered, "S-H-I-T, Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday. A blonde walks into a store to buy a TV. She chooses one and asks the clerk the price, but he just says, "I don't sell things to blondes." The blonde thought about this, dyed her hair red and returned to the store. She asked to buy the same TV, but the clerk just said, "I don;t sell things to blondes." The blonde, frustrated, returned home and shaved her head. She returned to the store and asked to but the TV again, but the clerk just said, "I don't sell things to blondes." The blonde responded, "First I dyed my hair then I shaved my head, how did you know I was a blonde?" The clerk looked at her and said, "That TV is a microwave."  Back to Homepage |
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