A look into Pokemon - Comedy & Humor - http://maxpages.com/larry8/A_Look_Into

Part 1-Know your enemy
What is a Pokemon?
Pokemon. They are the evil little things that have swept our nation and corrupted our children. Pokemon are pretty much just pets that you have to beat up before you can take home, and you gotta cage them in tiny little balls. Pokemon trainers then teach these animals how to fight one another to become the super-pokemontrainer...at least, thats how i percieve them to be. Anyway, pokemon started as a game for gameboy, and ended up being the basis of all existence for many poor lost souls, who were unable to avoid the fate of being sucked into the pokemon world. Now there is pokemon everything, from books to games to lunchboxes. The are taking over the world and must be stopped.

Where are these pokemon?
Pokemon are everywhere. Not only do they polute the television, movie theatre, and minds of young inocent children, they have recently entered the world wide web. Thats right, take Maxpages for example. Pokemon have the top sites, and theyve been among the top sites for a long time now. The pokemon are spreading their influence everywhere they can. Soon there will be nowhere safe from the sneaky villians.

Who are involved with pokemon?
Well, the majority of the pokemon audience include children age 9 and under, but recently there have been several cases of pokemon fever in older people, age ranging from 14-15yrs old. They have openly confessed to me that they enjoy the pokemon card game, and are going to watch the pokemon movie. Another race of nasty pokemon lovers have taken it a step further. These are the pokesexuals. Sick sadistic people that have pokesex with pokemon...pikastyle(go to http://www.maxpages.com/kab for more more information on pokesexuals.) If not stopped soon, pokemon will take over an entire generation and rule their minds.

Why are pokemon so popular?
There are several reasons for the success of the pokemon. First the pokemon are a surving race...similar to roaches. When things are looking grim for them, a new piece of memerobelia is released, or another set of cards, or a movie, for instance.
Another reason is their ability to blend into society as nothing more than harmless cute cudley playthings for the kids.HA. The kids wont thing theyre so cute and cudly when theyve got armies of vicous pokedogs, tearing at their throats.
The third and final major reason for pokemons massive success is the word poke. It just sounds so happy and friendly and blends right in with almost anything. Take a word and stick poke in front of it and its a whole new world of fun. But you must not be blinded by these lies. The pokeuniverse is a formidable opponent and will, by any means nessecary, corrupt our already corrupted world.

PART 2- The Pokerevolution

What is the Pokerevolution?
The pokerevolution is an underground organization based on the ultimate destruction of the pokemon universe. We are small now, but growing rapidly. We are armed only with our knowledge of the enemy and guns, lotsa guns. With your help we could soon take down all pokemon everywhere.

Know your enemies strengths
The pokemon themselves are very influential characters to the young mind, and any frontal assault on them will quickly be rallied upon by legions of children. Plus the pokemon are armed with all kinds of special attacks which might cause you to flinch, if that can be called a strength. Also they are really cute. Its hard to shoot a little puppy with big white eyes, until suddenly hes spewing flame. This handicap can easily be overcome simply by being a badass and not caring if the little pikachu has children. Their greatest strength, however, is their large numbers and the fact that they control the media. They must be stopped

Know your enemies weaknesses
The pokemon themselves are quite fragile. In fact, their own puny little attacks can harm each other...just think what a gatling gun unloading 1000 rounds of uranium depleted bullets per minute is gonna do. Of course, this could really fry a kids mind when he sees his whole lifes basis brutally murdered.

Know how to fight your enemy
Now that we know that we can't go out on a pokemon killing frenzy, we have to know how will we beat em. Well, we gotta start out with little things. Whenever you see kids playing with pokemon, tell them that its gay and retarded. Coming from an older person(usually) will give them second thoughts about playin pokemon again. Of course a pokemon killing frenzy with flamethrowers would be funner, but we stay low till we free the children.

An Interview with the Pokemon
Coming soon...

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