*1. Yo Momma so fat that if she would have been in the movie E.T., but when she tried to ride the bike across the moon she caused an eclipse.
*2. Yo Momma so fat she has to iorn her clothes in the driveway.
*3. Yo Momma so fat when she stands in the turning lane, she gets a green light.
*4. Yo Momma so hairy, when she takes a shower, she looks like a gorilla in the mist!
*5. Yo Momma so ugly she has to sneek up on da water fountian just to get a drink of water!
MORE TO COME SOON!!! KEEP CHEKIN' BAK!!! |