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| Texas Wisdom |
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| Howllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Texas Wisdom:
1. Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.
2.Good judgemt comes from experence, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.
3.Lettin' the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it bak in.
4. If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look bak every now and then to make sure itz still there.
5.If you're thinkin' that your a person of some infulence,try ordin' sombody else's dog around.
6.Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
7.If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
8.Don't squat with your spurs on.
9.It don't take a genus to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
10.Always drink upstream from the herd.
11. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
12.There are three kinds of people: The ones who learn by reading, The few who learn by observation, and the rest of them who have to touch the fire to see for themselves if it's really hot. |
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