Work v.s. Prison - Comedy & Humor - http://maxpages.com/lachuh/Work_versus

Tell me it isn't like that for you!

IN PRISON : You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK : You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON : You get three meals a day.
AT WORK : You only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON : You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK : You get rewarded for good behavior with more work

IN PRISON : A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK : You must carry around a security card and unlock and open
all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON : You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK : You get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON : You get your own toilet.
AT WORK : You have to share.

IN PRISON : They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK : You cannot even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON : All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required. AT
WORK : You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct
taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON : You spend most of your life looking through bars from the
inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK : You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside
bars.

IN PRISON : There are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK : They are called supervisors.

IN PRISON : You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.
AT WORK : You get fired if you get caught.

Now, get back to work !!!

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