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INSIDE JOKES
taking? whatdoya mean taking? taking for what?
stalker!
7 syllables: coatesville area school district...for those of us that CAN count, its really 8 syllables shhh!
im not blonde!
big dumb blonde cow who runs into trees!
PIXIE DUST!!!
u grabbed his WRIST?!
so u smile when SHE sits there!
wonder whats behind the bleachers....
i like my pants! [who let the dawgs out?!]
olo!
let's be bumps in the night!
i never could wait to git to the chewy middle!
U LIKE GUYZ? OMG!
it's paw-aul!
what HW?!
JOE! yur soda!
GREEN!!!
chocolate syrup is yummy!
mmm skittles!
ahh! i cant see thru the spots! catch them!
evrybody sing: "dont worry, be horny!"
monster mash! must be a full moon w/ all the werewolves running around...
JK, JK! [scottie=hottie bazottie!]
phil: pen 15
pike: bitch. yes yur a dog. williamsburg wuz a joke. dont take it seriously
hey im joe's hoe! yah phil i can be yurs too if u want. but matt t, he for real bought me! hehehe [yah matt is sooooooo cute]
field hockey is sooooooo much better than lax!!
hello every1 i would like to introduce u to my personal stripper marlo!!! take it off baby!
hot tub parties are fuuuun!
robin: eww! "eww" eww! "eww" eww! "eww" eww! "eww" eww! "eww" eww! "eww" eww! "eww" eww! "eww" this could go on foreva ya know??
chris [from wagontown]: that comment wuz below the belt. my reply: so are all yur g/f's!!!!
rach and robbie: the walls are squishy!
if yur happy and u know it clap yur hands...
i'm melanie!!!!!!!
*hot guy bumps into kristina. "i'm sorry!" robin: "i'm not!" [very loudly]*
*mommy kowa- "i wonder how far it will splash if i drop my icee on those guyz..."*
jamie- OMA!!!!!!!!!
robin: hammer "hammer" nail "nail" bam bam!
omg there's bugs in the light!!! [helen, and WHY wuz that funny? i dunno but hey we pissed off mrs. mckim. hehehehe. ;-D]
"chris! i think yur friend is hitting on me!!!!!!"
other chris [my babe]- gosh yur lips look delicious! lol baby its cold outside
skipp- BITP lol thats soooo mean...theyre stretchy not tight...
*AK Electra5512: umm hey thats true we didnt break up! Youre going out with all these people now and omg! Your cheating on me with like 32456-788 other guys!!!*
*lol umm lemme see..all u cville swim peeps....[high school, not country club] ryan: why are u arguing? me: becuz i actually wanna work HARD ryan! it wuz soooooo funny*
*mr. yoder's stalking me!!!!!!*
if i missed NE inside jokes remind me k?
FAVE QUOTES: [also sum good ones HERE ]
"Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do."
"Don't stick out your tongue unless you intend to use it."
"No man is worth your tears, and the one who is would never make you cry."
"Courage is fear that has said its prayers."
"Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we
find it not."
"Love people. Use things. Not vice-versa." [coughdavecough]
"Put the name of the person you love in a circle, because hearts break and circles go on forever."
"I may be slow but I'm ahead of you!"
"I know God won't give me anything i can't handle. I just wish he didn't trust me so much!"
"Some people dream of worthy accomplishments, while others stay awake and do them."
"The best way to achieve your dreams is to wake up."
"True friends walk in when others walk out."
"Always be a 1st-rate version of yourself instead of a 2nd-rate version of someone else."
"Most people that fail, fail because they trade what they want the most for what they want now."
"And I'd give up forever to touch you because I know that you'd feel me somehow." -excerpted from "iris" by Goo Goo Dolls
"We must walk consciously only part way toward our goal, and then leap in the dark to our success."
"All the darkness in the world can't put out the light of a single candle."
"If you find your soulmate, it's because you've figured out what your own soul is."
"Behind every bit** is the girl that made him one."
"If I was twice the man I could be, I'd still be half of what you need." [wow i didnt know guyz could admit their faults!!!!!!! lol girlz]
"A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn't a kiss without some tongue, so open up your mouth, and close your eyes, and give your tongue some exercise!!!"
"Every dark cloud has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it." oooh hows that for a reality slap??
"A smart guy can open my mind, a cute guy can open my eyes, but only a sweet guy can open my heart."
"Guys are like roses...Watch out for the pricks." [lol robin- "You provide the prick!" "ok, I'll go git ryan lafountain!"]
"I was always told you can only fall in love once. But that's not true, because everytime I hear your voice, I fall in love all over again."
"When I first saw you, I was afraid to talk to you.When I first talked to you, I was afraid to like you. When I first liked you, I was afraid to love you.Now that I love you,
I'm afraid to lose you."
"Guys are like stars, there are millions of them, but only one can make all of your wishes come true."
"I get the best feeling in the world when you smile at me, or say hi, because I know even if it was just for a second I crossed your mind."
"Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck."
"Smile, it makes people wonder what you are up to!"
"I'm gonna smile like nothing's wrong, talk like everything's perfect, act like it's just a dream, and pretend he's not hurting me."
"Sex isn't dirty, it's only dirty if you do it right." lol i didnt say that i got it outta sum1's profile
"A part of you has grown in me, together forever we shall be, never apart, maybe in distance, but not in heart."
"Happiness is not having what you want. It's wanting what you have."
"People are like stars- you can't reach out for the brightest one, you have to wait for it to fall for you."
"No one dies a virgin, life screws us all."
"This time it's over, I'm keeping my heart, I'm gonna be strong, and not fall apart... It'll get better, I'll no longer cry...in a couple of weeks, I wont want to die, I won't want to go back, I'll be able to sleep, it won't hurt so bad, and it won't feel so deep."
"I'm convincing myself, yes I'll find some one new, I won't be alone, & I won't be with you...You're waiting for me to crawl back to your side, but no...not this time, I'm keeping my pride...So goodbye forever, I'll be on my way, it's gonna take time, but I'll be okay."
"There are easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance."
"I'm not a tease I'm just a reminder of what you can't have."
"You're like a pebble in the sand....you're pretty enough to hold on to but i have to let u go..."
"You were my favorite mistake." [joe]
"Only 10% of men go to Heaven, cuz if they ALL went it would be Hell!"
"If we put one man on the moon, why can't we put them all there?"
"I loved you once, I love you still, I always have, I always will."
"Why does a rose represent love, when a rose always dies?"
"Your village just called, their idiot is missing!"
"Girls are so complex, they confuse themselves."
"You fall in love once, you fall in love twice- the last time you learn, that boys aren't nice." whoa way too true!!!
"Your jealousy creates my energy, ever wonder why I'm so hyper?"
"I'm on a mission to get over you....In other words *Mission Impossible*!!"
"You can close your eyes to things you dont want to see, but you can't close your heart to things you don't want to feel."
"Have you ever noticed that the worst way to miss someone is when thay are right beside you and yet you cannot have them?"
"A break up is like a broken mirror...it is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it back together."
"I dont have a cow so i dont need your bull!"
"If practice makes perfect, and there is no such thing as perfect, why practice?" ;-P
"Someday you will be sorry, someday when you're free, memories will remind you that we were meant to be."
"Men kick friendship around like a football and it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it falls to pieces." yah why is that?????
"I cry for the time that you were almost mine, I cry for the memories I've left behind, I cry for the pain, the lost, the old, the new, I cry for the times I thought I had you."
"I wasn't kissing him, I was telling his lips a secret!"
"One of us equals many of us. Disrespect one of us- you'll see many of us." lo frickin l!
Sometimes its okay to be a bitch
and now is gonna be one of those times
im sick of pretending im okay
im sick of pretending im not angry
im sick of being sick and tired
im sick of pretending i dont hurt
im pissed and now im letting go
i will never let another bastard like you hurt me again
and i refuse to let the likes of you make my spirit die
take one more look cuz this is the last time you will ever see my heart broken
this is the last time you will see me intimidated
and the last time you will get your sick twisted pleasure
i deserve better than this and i will get better than this
this is the last time i try to perfect myself to gain acceptance
im done you cant control me anymore
*Unknown*
"Sometimes you need to run away to see who will follow you."
"Some people get lost in thought because it's such unfamiliar territory."
"My mother told me not to talk to strangers. I never talk to myself anymore."
"I play the game I play it smart. My energy comes from my heart. I use my head, I move my feet, don't mess with me, I'm 100% athlete!"
"If someone betrays you once, it is his fault; if he betrays you twice, it is your fault."
"He who loses money, loses much; he, who loses a friend, loses much more; He, who loses faith, loses all."
"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself." lol, obviously whoever said that has not met me yet!! hehe
sumthing i did not write, but found on the poem section of the quotes site, that i reallllyy liked.
-Die for love-
I sit in the park where I dwell
For this boy I love so well
He took my heart away from me
Now he wants to set me free
I see a girl on his lap
He says things to her he never said to me
I ran home to cry on my bed
Not a word to mother was said
Father came home late that night
He looked at me from left to right
He saw me hanging from a rope
He took his knife to cut me down
And on my dress a note was found:
Dig my grave Dig it deep
Dig my grave From head to feet
And on the top place a dove
And remember this, I died for love...
How do you love someone
That hurts you oh so bad
With intentions good
Was all he ever had
But how do I let go
when I've loved him for so long
and I've given him all that I could
Maybe love is a hopeless crime
Giving up what seems your lifetime
What went wrong with
Something once so good
How do you find
The words to say
To say goodbye
If your heart don't have
The heart to say
To say goodbye
Standing here looking out my window
My nights are long and my days are cold
'Cause I don't have you
How can I be so damn demanding?
I know you said that it's over now
But I can't let go
Every day I want to pick up the phone
And tell you that
You're everything I need and more
If only I could find you
Like a cold summer afternoon
Like the snow coming down in June
Like a wedding without a groom
I'm missing you
I'm the desert without the sand
I'm the one without a band
I'm a ring without a hand
I'm missing you
Driving 'round, thought I saw you pass me
My rearview mirror's playing tricks on me
'Cause you fade away
Maybe I'm just hallucinating
'Cause my loneliness got the best of me
And my heart's so weak
~Case: Missing You
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