 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
My Friends
Stupid Pick Up Lines
Guys Names
Condom Slogans
A Reply For FWDs
More On Friends
Your First Time
Life
Things To Say To A Naked Guy
Quiz
Quiz 2
Stupid Thoughts
Titanic In 5 Minutes
What They REALLY Mean
50 Things To Do In A Elevator
How To Order A Pizza
A Dictionary For Women
Rejection
Naked Pics
My Credo
How To Survive A Horror Movie
Blow Job Ediquette
About Me
Daddys Ten Rules Of Dating
Hints For Life
|
|
| 30 Harsh Things A Woman Can Say To A Naked Man |
| Just Hope You Never Have This Problem... |
| ||||||
| 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahhhh, it's cute. 3. Why don't we just cuddle? 4. You know they have surgery to fix that. 5. Make it dance. 6. Can I paint a smiley face on it? 7. Wow, and your feet are so big. 8. It's OK, we'll work around it. 9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 10. Oh no... a flash headache. 11. (giggle and point) 12. Can I be honest with you? 13. How sweet, you brought incense. 14. This explains your car. 15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 16. Why is God punishing me? 17. At least this won't take long. 18. I never saw one like that before. 19. But it still works, right? 20. It looks so unused. 21. Maybe it looks better in natural light. 22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes? 23. Are you cold? 24. If you get me real drunk first. 25. Is that an optical illusion? 26. What is that? 27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents. 28. Does it come with an air pump? 29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality. 30. I guess this makes me the early bird. |
 Sign Guestbook |
 View Guestbook |
 NaughtyStuff@GurlMail.com |
|
. |
| Visitors: 01188 |