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Got a blonde joke? E-mail me and tell me! E-mail me as many blonde jokes as possible! By the way.... If your blonde... no offense.
Q: Why do blondes put T.G.I.F. on the tip of their shoes?
A: To remind them Toes Go In First!
Q: How do you know when a blonde uses your computer?
A: When there's white out all over the screen!
Q: How do you make a blonde's eye twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear
Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A: Their both empty from the neck up!
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK"
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw
puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Q: Why did the blonde get fired from an M & M factory?
A: She decided to throw out all the ones with a W
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?
A: Thanks for the refill
Q: What is the blonde doing when she hold her hands over her ears
A: Trying to hold on to a thought
Q: Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde were walking down the street and the spotted a $100 bill, Who pick's it up?
A: The Dumb Blonde, Their's No Such Thing as Sata Clause, The Easter Bunny or a Smart Blonde
There was this blonde and she called 911 and told them her house was on fire... they asked her.....how do we get there? she said ,"Duh, A big red truck!"
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