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Page 2
Getting Older
A Womans View
Beans
Bible Bloopers
Church Humor
More Church Humor
Even More Church Humor
Funny News Stories
Computer Glitches
Computer Dummy
Cop Killers
News Stories
Heaven and Hell
Say That Again
Famous Quotes
FBI
Stupid Criminals
Strange Laws
Little Known Tidbits
Legal Quotes
The Water Closet
Men and Women
Bumper Stickers
Chilli
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| A man had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, "Mother of Six," in spite of her objections. One night they went to a party. The man decided that it was time to go home, and wanted to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouted at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home, Mother of Six?" His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouted back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!" |
Ever notice that PRICE and WORTH mean the same thing, but priceless and worthless are opposites? --Jay Trachman It's paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone. --Andy Rooney If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? --Linda Ellerbee |
| A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die." "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly. make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health ompletely." On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?" "He said you're going to die," she replied. |
God and Adam were walking in the garden, and God was really excited about what he had made. While God was walking round showing everything to Adam, he finally noticed that Adam wasn't as excited as he, so he asked Adam what was wrong. Adam said, "Well look, God, I mean I really like being alive and all, and the garden is cool, but all the other animals have mates. The cows have their mates and the horses have theirs, but I only have myself. So God said, "I've got a deal for you Adam. I'll make you a mate that will darn your socks, wash your clothes, and be there at your beck and call. And Adam said, "Wow! How much will it cost me God?" God said "It will cost you an arm and a leg." Adam said, "Oooooooo. Man,I dunno...what can I get for a rib?" |
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