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Getting Older
A Womans View
Beans
Bible Bloopers
Church Humor
More Church Humor
Even More Church Humor
Funny News Stories
Computer Glitches
Computer Dummy
Cop Killers
News Stories
Heaven and Hell
Say That Again
Famous Quotes
FBI
Stupid Criminals
Strange Laws
Little Known Tidbits
Legal Quotes
The Water Closet
Men and Women
Bumper Stickers
Chilli
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A man enters a cafe, sits down & notices that the special of the day is cold chili. When the waitress comes to take his order, he says, "I'll take the cold chili." "I'm sorry, the gentlemen next to you got the last bowl," says the waitress. "Oh. I'll just have coffee, then." After a while the man notices that the guy next to him who got the last bowl of cold chili is finishing a rather large meal and the chili bowl is still full. He asks, "Are you going to eat that?" The other man replies, "No." "Would you sell it to me?" "You can have it for free if you want it." So the man takes the bowl of chili and begins to eat it. When he gets about half way through the bowl, he notices a dead mouse in the bowl and pukes the chili back into the bowl. The other man says sympathetically, "That's about as far as I got, too." |
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