- Women don't make fools of men. Most of them are do-it-yourself types.
- The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason. You are sick of him.
- Never trust a man who says he is the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too.
- A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.
- If you want a nice man, go for a bald one. They try harder.
- Go for younger men. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
- A man who can dress himself without looking like turzel gummidge, is Turzel gummidge.
- Men are all the same, they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
- Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will probably find that he does already.
- Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of 5 men....a woman.
- There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, Loving. They would be wrong...but you can still use them.
- Men are like animals: messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but they make great pets.
- Men's brains are like the prison system, not enough cells per man.
- Husbands are like children, they are fine if they are someone elses.
- If a man appears sexy, caring and smart....give him a day and he'll be back to normal.
- All men are like chickens with their heads cut off when they see a beautiful woman pass by.
- Trying to figure out men is like trying to make a jigsaw puzzle in a car. Once you think you have it all put together, you find another piece...but you don't know where it goes!
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