Home
Placenames
Jokes
Theme Parks
Theme Park Stats
Dictionary Definitions
Number Puzzles
Number Puzzles Answers
Horoscopes
Ruder and longer jokes
Games
Death
South Park
|
| South Park!!! |
 |
| Ever wondered what Kenny says? Well, wonder no more!!!! |
THEME SONG LYRICS:
I'm going down to South Park, gonna have myself a time.
Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptations.
Going down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind.
Ample parking day or night, people spouting "Howdy neighbour!"
Heading on down to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind.
I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with big vaginas. (Don't ask!) So come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine.
CARTMAN'S BITCH SONG LYRICS:
Weeeell, Kyles mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
Monday she's a bitch,
On Tuesday she's a bitch
And Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch.
Then on Sunday just to be different
She's a super kinky, major, major bi-atch.
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean old bitch and she has a stupid head
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.
A bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
She's a stupid bitch
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch.
Kyle's mom is a biiitchhaaahh!!
(Trust me, I know exactly how many times he said "bitch")
KENNY SAYS:
What does Kenny actually say? The following are some different episodes of South Park with the words that Kenny says!
THEME SONG:
Kenny's line is: "I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with big vaginas."
CARTMAN GETS AN ANAL PROBE:
When Stan asks what a dildo is, Kenny says, "It's the plastic thing your mom sticks inside of her vagina."
When the 4 are discusiing what Stan can do with Wendy, after Cartman says "Or slip her the tongue" Kenny says, "Or you can get down on her sweet fat pussy."
After Kenny gets shot by the aliens, he screams "Ahhh" and falls on the road. He gets up and says "Oh, I'm alright. Ahhh!" and he gets run over by cows. Then he gets up again and says, "Nope, I'm fine, ahh!" Then he gets run over by Barbrady.
WEIGHT GAIN 4000:
When they're at the bus stop, and Cartman say's he's up to 94 pounds with Weight Gain 4000, Kenny says, "It's increasing the size of his kazoos!"
After Chef talks about making love to Kathy Lee Gifford, Kenny says "Is your penis big?"
After Mr. Garrison accidentally shoots Kenny, Kenny flies into the air and screams "Oh no!"
THE MEXICAN STARING FROG OF SOUTHERN SRI LANKA:
When they finish with their report, all say including Kenny "The end."
When they're in detention Kenny says "That your uncle's a dick."
After the kids see the show, Kenny says "Yeah, they're a couple of bitchass motherfuckers."
FLASHBACKS:
When Kenny tells the time he says "12:07."
When they're on the bus, Kenny says "Hey guys I remember that time we were being chased by death. I remember it was a long time ago and death was after us on a tricycle trying to run us down."
When Kenny's kicking death's ass, he says "Take that! And that, that that..."
When he's done with his flashback, he says "Now that's what I call a sticky situation."
After Kyle tells him he's wrong, Kenny sats "Oh yeah."
When the monster takes Kenny he screams "Guys he's taking me!! AHHH!!"
When Fonzie is about to smash Kenny, he goes "No fucking No!!!"
SUMMER SUCKS:
When Kenny gets hit by the snake and recovers he says "Hey guys, I dodged and it missed me...ahhh!"
???????????????:
When the boys are talking about Cartman on the bus stop Kenny says "He's such a fat kid, he couldn't get it up."
When the kids see Cartman playing with the animals, Kenny says "I think he's fucked up playing with animals and tea."
When Kenny's being dragged by the go-cart, he's all cursing saying "Fucking, shit, fuck owww!!! Oww! Fuck!"
After Kenny gets up on the railroad, he says "No, I'm ok you guys...no fucking..." and he gets run over.
CHEF'S SALTY CHOCOLATE BALLS:
When the kids talk about Stan's girlfriend, Kenny says "Yeah you really puke on her like that."
When they're talkin about Cartman's ass, Kenny says "Cartman's ass is so fucking fat, that sometimes it takes up the entire projecting room."
CHICKENPOX:
When Kenny's mom yells at Kenny to go play with his friends Kenny says "But mom I'm fucking sick!"
When Kenny enters the room he says "Hey you guys, what's going on?"
When Cartman asks if Kenny has rats in his house, Kenny says "Uh huh."
After Stan tells Kenny it's not healthy to sleep with rats, Kenny says "I don't think we had rats ever since we put the fucking ceiling in." (My best guess!)
ROGER EBERT SHOULD LAY OFF THE FATTY FOODS:
Kenny's haiku goes "When I get blowjobs, that I'll cum through discharging, that's the way to fuck."
When Kenny first talks about the stars, he says "nothing."
When the lasers come on, Kenny says "Whoa dude."
PINKEYE:
In the end of the episode, after Kenny comes out of his grave he says "Hey, watch out..ah!" That's when the statue falls on him.
AN ELEPHANT MAKES LOVE TO A PIG:
In the beginning after Cartman says that his pot bellied pig's poop is small, Kenny says "Hey you guys, I heard Mr. Garrison saying they're almost the same."
When Kenny sees the mad scientists he pulls his hood and screams "Oh no!"
When they get off the bus and Stan asks if anyone wants to come over his house and Cartman makes fun of him, Kenny says, "Or are you gonna feather your hair?"
When Kyle suggests that Stan use family as a weapon against Shelly, Kenny says, "And I want to take off your bra."
When the mad scientist tells the kids about Stan's genetic clone, Kenny says, "A big mutant Stan?"
When the kids are searching for Stan's clone in the town, when Kenny sees him he says, "Oh my god! There he is!"
DEATH:
After Kenny raises his hand in the classroom he says "I have to go shit!" Then after Mr. Garrison says that Kenny just came from the bathroom Kenny screams "Oh no, I gotta, gotta, go.."
While Kenny's in the bathroom he screams "Ow! Ooowww!! Ouooo!!"
After Mr. Garrison says he's not touching that with a 20 foot pole, Kenny screams "Oh my god!" and runs into the bathroom where he screams "OW!!!"
At Stan's house Kenny runs into the bathroom screaming "Oh my god!" and in the bathroom he says "Ow!"
Well what I think, basically, if you let the decision of what you watch to be under the parent's control, television sucks. Television sucks because parents get offended by the shit we watch so they hire a baby sitter for their kids.
CLIFFHANGER 2:
After Mafesto is shot Kenny says "Oh my god! They killed Mafesto!"
After the doctor says "Go team!" Kenny goes "Huh?!?"
When the doctor asks Kenny through the walkie talkie "Team B, come in Team B" Kenny says "This is team B."
When the doctor tells Kenny that there's a heated walkway Kenny starts screaming "You fucken dicksuking son of a fucken bitch!"
When the doctor asks Kenny if he sees metal sticking out of the snow, Kenny says "Yep, it's there like you said."
When Kenny's at the metal thing he says "Ok I'm at the generator."
When the doctor asks him if there are 2 copper nodes, Kenny says "Roger.""
When the doctor asks him if there's wire connecting the nodes, Kenny says "Uh-uh."
After that Kenny says "I'll fucking do it." Then he screams "WHOAAAAA!!!" and gets electrocuted.
DAMIEN:
When they're in the cafeteria right before Damien turns Kenny into a duck-billed platypus, Kenny says to Damien, "Damn it, she looks like a fucking bitch." The rest of the episode he just quacks.
TOM'S RHINOPLASTY:
When the kids first see Ms. Ellen, Kenny says "Damn, I'd like to get a piece of her!" and after Stan says "You can say that again!" Kenny repeats "Damn, I'd like to get a piece of her!"
When Chef is talking about women with one arm longer than the other Kenny says "Yeah, they can get their finger and stick it."
When the boys are discussing what Stan did on his date with Ms. Ellen, Kenny asks "And did you stick it into Ms. Ellen's big vagina?"
MECHA-STREISAND:
When they're making the snowman Kenny walks up and says "Yeah, and I got this marble sack and carrot to go with it too."
When Kenny hits the tether ball and it grabs him, he screams "Oh NO! Wait, wait, no, wait.." and then he gets choked.
STARVIN' MARVIN
When the kids want to order the sports watch and all cheer Kenny says "Woo hoo!"
When Stan asks what a vas-deferans is, Kenny says "Yeah, they're right inside your pee-pee."
When the turkeys surround Kenny, he says "Uh oh...ahhhh!!!!!"
MR. HANKY THE CHRISTMAS POO:
When Kenny's up on the stage dressed as an angel, after Baby Jesus pops out he says "Oh my god it's a miracle!"
When Cartman says Kyle's a disturbed little boy, Kenny says "Kyle's crazy!"
When Kyle shows the others his poop, Kenny says, "That is the sickest thing I've ever fucking seen."
When Mr. Garrison tells Kenny to get the star, Kenny says "Huh?!?"
After he gets the star he goes "Whew!"
In the end when the words "The End~" come up, Kenny screams "Woo hoo hoo!!"
IKE'S WEE-WEE:
When Chef pulls up to the bus stop where the kids are standing the kids all say hi and Kenny says "Hey Chef."
When Chef says what's the most important part of a man's body, Kenny says "Oh! Your penis!"
When the kids see this scary version of Kyle's parent, Kenny screams "Oh no!"
After Kenny falls into the gravehole he goes "Whoa! Oh my god, oh no..."
CHICKEN LOVER:
When they read the books Kenny says, "There's a lot of hot vaginas and penises."
When they hear a chicken sound Kenny says, "Hey what's that?"
When Barbrady gets off the swing set and sends Kenny screamin "AHHH!!" and flying off, after Stan's about to say Oh my god, Kenny gets up and says "Oh." in surprise.
When Cartman visits Kenny's house and is talking to Kenny's dad, Kenny says "Hey Cartman."
When Kenny's mom is beating up Kenny's dad, Kenny says "Come on mom! Beat him up!"
Then when Cartman starts beating up both of Kenny's parents, Kenny says "Come on Cartman! Beat 'em up!"
When Kenny gets shot by the bookmobile driver he gets up and says "It didn't even touch me!"
CONJOINED FETUS LADY:
Kenny doesn't reallysay anything except when he says "Ew!" and "Gross!" with the others.
JAY LENO SHORT:
When the kids are making fun of Jay Leno's chin, Kenny says "It looks like it's made of silicon!"
VOLCANO:
When they're in the car and Stan goes "Maybe your mom can give me a kiss too Cartman." and then Kenny says, "Maybe she can suck my dick."
After Cartman tells his story and Kyle says "Yeah, give me that flashlight!" Kenny says "What was that?"
After Jimbo kills all the fish and Ned says "Man, it smells like dead fish." Kenny says "It smells like a vagina."
After Jimbo says to Kenny "I'm making you my honorary nephew.", Kenny says "Cool!"
After the lava ball falls on Kenny he comes out and goes "Nope, I'm OK." Then he catches fire and screams "ahhhhh!!"
After Kenny miraculously comes back to life he says "Hey guys, what's goin' on?"
When Ned drops his gun and shoots Kenny, Kenny flies into the air and screams "Oh, no!"
BIG GAY AL'S BIG GAY BOAT RIDE:
When Sparky and Sylvester are getting it on, Kenny says "Oh my god, I think they're screwing!"
After Kyle says "I think the other dog's the one that's confused", Kenny says, "Whoa, I think they're doing!"
After Cartman says Jesus gay people, Kenny says "They suck. That's what Garrison said."
This page will be updated regularly, as I have absolutely LOADS of them, including the beginning of the script for The Spirit of Christmas. Also, help with the episode entitled ??????????? would be MOST grateful. Please e-mail me your answer! Thanks. |
|