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| Dictionary Definitions!!! |
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| When you swear at someone, do you know what you are ACTUALLY calling them??? |
Have you ever wondered what the REAL definitons of swear words are? No??? Well, anyway, read on to amuse yourself!!!
ARSE:- The bottom end of a wooden pulley block.
BASTARD:- A size of writing paper.
BOLLOCKS:- Blocks for bulls.
CUM:- Also
DICK:- A leather bib and apron.
DILDO:- A song.
MINGE:- A really small gnat or fly.
MUFF:- Mittens.
PRICK:- To stand erect.
TOSSER:- One who tosses.
TWAT:- Some part of a nuns clothes.
Sentences using the above swear words putting them into their real context:-
ARSE:- Pull hard on this arse for me, would you?
BASTARD:- I am writing on a sheet of bastard.
BOLLOCKS:- When you put some blocks in the way to stop a bullock from chasing you, you have erected some bollocks.
CUM:- I love girls and cum sex.
DICK:- A baby just dribbled onto his dick.
DILDO:- I am singing a dildo.
MINGE:- There are loads of minges in my house!!
MUFF:- I am wearing a pair of muffs.
PRICK:- My dick has become a prick!!
TOSSER:- I am a tosser because I just tossed that coin.
TWAT:- Hang on a minute, I am just putting on my twat.
Funny words from the dictionary and their meanings:
ARSESMART:- Smartweed. (Oh look in the sea, there is some arsesmart!!!)
WANKAPIN:- The water chinquapin. (I am holding a wankapin)
WANKLY:- Unsteady/unstable. (This table is wankly)
That is all for now!! I hope you enjoyed this funny page, because I certainly did!!!!!
Please can you give me ideas of more swear words and definitions (e.g most weird definition of fuck).
Bye!!! |
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