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Yo Mamma
1.Yo mamma so dumb she sat on the t.v.and watched the couch.
2.Yo mamma so dumb she put on a swim suit to surf the net.
3.Yo mamma so fat she couldn't fit into a chat room.
4.Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an
orange juice box because it said `concentrate.'
5.Yo mama's so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the
bottom of the pool and she drowned.
6.Yo mama's so stupid, I asked her do tricks for me and she
wagged her tail.
7.Yo mama's so stupid, she has 1 toe & bought a pair of flip flops
8.Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because
she wanted to makeup her mind.
9.Yo mama's so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
10.Yo mama's so stupid, she failed a survey.
11.Yo mama's so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for
it to say go.
12.Yo Mama's so ugly when she walks by the bathroom the toilet
flushes
13.Yo momma so ugly when she join an ugly contest, they said
"Sorry, no professionals."
14.Yo momma so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around
her ankle, they put it around her neck.
15.Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the
surveillence cameras
16.Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her
birthday.
17.Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took
12 hours. . . for a quote!
18.Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped
out!
19.Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
20.Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the
phone!
21.Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
22.Yo momma so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
23.Yo momma so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water.
24.Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came
out with a job Aplication.
25.Yo mamma so fat that when god said let there be light he had to
tell her to move her fat arse.
26.Yo mamma so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
27.Yo mamma so stupid, she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
28.'Yo mamma's so fat, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch'
         
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