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| Knock Knock Knock, who is there. Guess what (a man without a head. 1) There was man, and he had one wife. One day he went to Police station and said some one killed my wife. A intelligent Policeman went with him. They sit in the man car. Police man said to him, where did you? He said we did not go any where. Then he start his car and Police man said you killed your wife. And man said, yes I did. Guess how did Police man Know? Remember one thing there was rainy wether, when his wife died. 2) There was one man, who suicide. He hang up himself with the room roof. But there is nothing to put step on it. He is higher then floor two feet. Guess how did he suicide? Remember there was nothing without one rope and himself.And ther is water little bit on thhe flour like 1/2 centimeter. Guess 3) one there was a boy who didn't know all the days of the week. One day his teacher told him to tell her the names of seven days of the week. He did not know the names of the week. Then his teacher told him to buy seven chicks. He bought seven chicks and he named them Saturday, sunday, monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, and friday. Then the next day a cat ate tuesday. The teacher told him to tell her the names of the week. Guess what, What did he say? 4) THE FOOL MAN Once there was a man. He went to a meat shop and bought some meat. On the way home he met his friend. His friend asked him what's that in the bag he answered some meat. Friend said you know how to cook it. He said no. His friend said I know a formula to cook meat. His friend wrote down the formula on a piece of paper and gave to him. Happly he was on his way home suddenly a bird dived and grabed the meat and flew away. The man laughed loudly and said stupid bird took the meat but forgot the formula. Once there was a man. He was dreaming. He could not see something clearly in his dream. So he got up and called his wife. His wife asked him what happened? He said, I need my glasses. An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!" Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!"About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over and farts and says ... "Broccoli. 49 cents a pound." As the crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a five-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what his frustrated, embarrassed mother does to try to calm him down, the boy continues to scream furiously and kick the seats around him. Suddenly, from the rear of the plane, an elderly man in the uniform of an Air Force General is seen slowly walking forward up the aisle. Stopping the flustered mother with an upraised hand, the white-haired, courtly, soft-spoken General leans down and, motioning toward his chest, whispers something into the boy's ear. Instantly, the boy calms down, gently takes his mother's hand, and quietly fastens his seat belt. All the other passengers burst into spontaneous applause. As the General slowly makes his way back to his seat, one of the cabin attendants touches his sleeve. "Excuse me, General," she asks quietly, "but could I ask you what magic words you used on that little boy?" The old man smiles serenely and gently confides, "I showed him my pilot's wings, service stars, and battle ribbons, and explained that they entitle me to throw one passenger out the plane door, on any flight I choose." Answers. 1) Because he said we did not go outside. but their car wipers were on. Thats why he caught him. 2) He was standing on two feet ice block. 3) Saturday, sunday, Monday, Wednaesday,Thursday, Friday. He answer the teacher. Teacher said where is tuesday. He said My cat ate him. Please e-mail me your comments and sign my guest book. |
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