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The Rabbit
The orange rabbit layed a green egg.
The humming bird stole the egg.
The egg was too heavy for the bird.
The bird fell and died.
A yellow owl stumbled upon the egg and took it.
When the egg hatched it was a purple snake.
The purple snake ate the yellow owl.
*lesson of this story*
Rabbits dont lay eggs

The Dead farmer
The brown cow had brown milk
The farmer drank the brown milk.
The farmer died
*lesson of this story*
dont drink the Brown milk

The Duck
The duck chased the goose.
The goose tripped the duck with a rock.
While the duck was down, the alligator ate the duck.
The alligator choked on the duck and died.
So the goose ate the alligator.
But geese don't eat alligators.
So the goose died of malnutrition.
*lesson of this story*
The duck shouldn't have chased the goose

The Blue Bird
The Blue Bird flew over the green cow's head and pooped on it.
y?
Because "stupid games are for stupid people"
(that one's all for you Kristen)
*but the lesson of the story is*
Keep your mouth shut while you look up!

The FRog
The blue frog jumped across the dry pond
the frog landed on an orange lilly pad and drown.
*lesson of the story*
things arn't always what they seem

When Pigs Fly
When sun rises in the west the green pig will fly, and only
then will everything be right
Patience till then is needed till then .
Good things will happen with time and blue aligators don't
just come out of nowhere
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