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| Two men sit at a bar. "This place is great, isn't it?" The first one asks. The second man, somewhat surprised at the stranger's remark, replies, "Why do you say that?" The first man, in a low tone of voice, responds, "Come here." The second man follows. They stop at the large window at one end of the room. "Here's why." The first man throws open the window, and boldly steps out into thin air. But he remains aloft! "The air currents are great here!" he exclaims. "It's very relaxing." As his feet return to the bar room floor, he invites the second man to try it. The second man, somewhat questioningly, looks over the windowsill, down to the pavement twelve stories below. He looks to either side, and finally up above, to see if there was anything holding the first man up. Convinced that it was no trickery, the second man swallows, closes his eyes, and steps out into.....nothing! And promptly falls twelve stories to the pavement below. The second man, with a slight grin on his face, gets his drink, returns to his original spot at the bar, and starts drinking again. Looking rather irritated, the bar keeper comes over to the place where the man sits. "You know," he says, disgusted, "You're a real butthole when you're drunk, Mr. Kent." |
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