FLORIDA:
The Gunshine State
ALABAMA:
Literacy Ain't Everything
ARKANSAS:
At Least We're not Oklahoma
ILLINOIS:
Gateway to Iowa
KENTUCKY:
Tobacco is a Vegetable
MAINE:
For Sale
MONTANA:
Land of the Big Sky, and Very Little Else
NEW JERSEY:
You Have the Right to Remain Silent; You Have the Right to an Attorney
NEW MWXICO:
Lizards Make Excellent Pets
NORTH CAROLINA:
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
OHIO:
Don't Judge us by Cleveland
PENNSYLVANIA:
Cook with Coal
SOUTH DAKOTA:
Closer than North Dakota
TENNESSEE:
The Educashun State
TEXAS:
Si Hablo Ingles
UTAH:
Our Jesus is Better than Your Jesus
CALIFORNIA:
The Granola State
KANSAS:
Hayfever Capital of the Midwest
COLORADO:
Too wimpy to cross the mountains, so we stopped here
NEBRASKA:
More corn then Kansas
LOUISANA:
Cancer Alley's just a name, and names will never hurt you
NEVADA:
More Weirdos than Alaska (Warmer Too)
MICHIGAN:
Land of the Free, Home of the Buick
ARIZONA:
Winter home to 150,00 Snowbirds
FLORIDA:
Elephant Graveyard; where the old Republicans go to die
MINNESOTA:
Not Sweden, but We try to act like it
WISCONSIN:
Land of funny Accents
IDAHO:
Nothing here
OREGON:
As pretty as California, but not as weird |