Home
Links
Happy Holidays
.... of the Week
Person
History
Movie
Song
Guestbook
Guestbook
Jokes and Such
Genie
Evil Cindy
They Walked
Known Sooner
Super Stupid
Mothers
Blonde Jokes
Lawyers
God Bless
Spin Cycle
Lists! Lists! Lists!
State Mottos
About Americans
Bumper Stickers
Rednecks
Personal
For my pals
About Me
Quotes
Poems and Stories
Friends
Precious Part
Yourself
Practical Application
Inside
Kids
Sarah
No Matter
Remember Me
Prayer
Left Behind
A Candle
No More Tears
My Dear Friend
Pray for.....
Columbine High
Religious
Devotinals
ActionPlan
Bible Verses
Cross Room
Religious Programming
Support Groups for....
Headless Chickens
|
| Things Mother Taught |
 |
| It's amazing what we learn from good ol' mum! |
My Mother taught me LOGIC...
"If you fall off that swing and break your neck,
you can't go to the store with me."
My Mother taught me MEDICINE...
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes,
they're going to freeze that way."
My Mother taught me TO THINK AHEAD...
"If you don't pass your spelling test,
you'll never get a good jib!"
My Mother taught me ESP...
"Put your sweater on'
don't you think that I know when you're cold?"
My Mother taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE...
"What were you thinking?
Answer me whn I talk to you...
Don't talk back to me!"
My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT...
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
My Mother taught me about SEX...
"How do you think you got here?"
My Mother taught me about GENETICS...
"You are just like your father!"
My Mother taught me about ROOTS...
"Do you think you were born in a barn?"
My Mother taught me about the WISDOM OF AGE...
"When you get to be my age, you will understand."
My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION...
"Just wait until your dad gets home."
My Mother taught me about RECEIVING...
"You are going to get it when we get home."
...and my all time favorite thing - JUSTICE
"One day you will have kids,
and I hope they turn out just like YOU...
then you'll see what it's like." |
|