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What I Wish I'd Known Sooner
This page is for Elissa - you know these will happen to you sooner or later!


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If you have any more ideas (or things that have happened to you) let me know.

--Don't drink grape juice while wearing a white shirt and driving to school.

--Dropping a cellular phone into a bathtub of water kinda kills the phone.

--Your mother will find out of you dye your hair purple.

--Don't ever fall in love with someone who is more than one thousand miles away from you. It usually doesn't work.

--If it hurts, DON'T DO IT AGAIN!

--Ten years from now most of what we freak out about won't make any difference.

--Zits always pop up when you really can't afford for them to pop up.

--When in doubt, duck. When certain, don't bother, 'cause you're already screwed.

--While driving a car through a gate, always, ALWAYS make sure the gate is open! The consequences might be fatal to your car.

--If your teacher tells you to quit talking after a test or she'll give you a zero for your test grade, she means it. Really.

--Sometimes smart people can do very, very stupid things.

--Being nice to people will get you far.

--If you start to like a girl, her best friend will immediately start liking you.

--Parents are around forever, and you need to treasure them while they are.

--Don't take the SAT twice if you already have a good score in the first place.

--Never do something if the risk is greater than the reward.

--Life moves fast, but not so fast that you can't slow down to enjoy it.

--If your intuition is telling you not do something, then don't. Your intuition is not stupid!

--If he doesn't respect you, then he's not worth any of your time.

--Don't juggle knives unless you are really, really good at it.

--Sticking things up your nose isn't the smartest idea in the world.

--You can't light fireworks in the basement and not get caught.

--Hair is flammable. VERY flammable!

--Never ever trust your friend with a pair of scissors against your hair.

--White dogs and black pants don't mix.

--God doesn't make junk!

--You never know when you're making a memory.

Please let me know if you have any other ideas. I need to fill this page up. And I know most of you well enough to know that we could write a novel!

Kimberly

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