Heavenly Jokes - Be careful what you pray for! - Miscellaneous - http://maxpages.com/kimberlyshome/God

There was once a clairvoyant little boy who cold forsee the future. One night while saying his prayers, the little boy was heard saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, goodbye Grandpa." The next day his grandfather died suddenly of a heart attack.

A few weeks later, the little boy was praying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, goodbye Grandma." The next day his poor grandmother was hit by a bus while crossing the street.

A month or so later, the little boy was praying and said, "God bless Mommy, goodbye Daddy."

His father panicked. He had himself driven, very carefully and slowly, to work, by an armed guard in an armored security truck he had hired. He couldn't concentrate, however, thinking about those words, "Goodbye Daddy." He finally came home early, but very carefully.

He was met at the front door by his wife, who said, "The most awful thing happened! The milkman dropped dead on our back porch!"

Jesus Doesn't Love Everyone

A burglar got into a house one night. Shining his flashlight on the floor in the dark, he heard a voice saying, "Jesus is watching you."
He looked around nervously, shook his head, and kept looking for valuables. He again heard, "Jesus is watching you."
This time, he shone his light all over, and it rested on a parrot. He asked, "Did you say that?
The parrot admitted that he had. "I'm just trying to warn you, is all."
The burglar said, "Warn me, huh? Who are you? What's your name?"
"Moses."
"Well, what kind of people would name a parrot 'Moses'?"
The bird answered, "I don't know; I guess the same folks who would name a Rottweiler 'Jesus'"

Kimberly

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