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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
I love cats ... They taste just like chicken.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let him sleep.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather......Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Towers will be violated.
Montana --- At least our cows are sane!
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarion.
It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case Heaven is like the IRS.
It took an IQ test and the results were negative.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all its students!
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!
Forget about World Peace. Visualize using your turn signal!
Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.
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We Are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
3 kinds of people: Hose who can acount & those who can't.
2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles.
I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.
Conserve water. - Shower with a friend!
Don't drink and drive - you might hit a bump and spill it.
Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.
If money can't buy happiness, I guess you'll just have to rent it.
Drive defensively. Buy a tank.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.
Famous last words: Don't unplug it. It will just take a moment to fix.
Famous last words: What happens if you touch these two wires tog--
Famous last words: Don't worry. It's not loaded.
Everything I need to know I got from watching Gilligan's Island.
It doens't matter how hard you've studied; the material won't be on the exam anyway.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.
If it doesn't fit, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacement anyway.
Reality is a figment of your imagination.
Life is just one of those things.
Don't use force; use a bigger hammer.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.
I can handle pain until it hurts.
It's not what you say in your argument. It's how loud you say it.
Live teddy bears are best.
Nothing is illegal until you get caught.
The ultimate reason is "because".
I'm objective; I object to everything.
You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.
Kiss me twice. I'm schizophrenic.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
Abandon the search for truth; settle for a good fantasy.
If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
A day for firm decisions!!! Or is it?
If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.
I have always been crazy, but it kept me from going insane.
Never give a sucker an even break; take everything you can from him.
Millions of years ago, man climbed out of the slime. You want to join the party?
Laws are like bones; they're made to be broken.
It's only a game until you lose.
If God had intended man to watch TV, he would have given him rabbit ears.
Gravity is a myth. The Earth sucks.
Fine day to work off excess energy! Steal something heavy.
If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?
Everything is unimportant in some way.
Life is a terminal disease.
Your lucky color has faded.
Overdrawn? But I still have checks left!
Yeah, there's a lot of stress here, but I'm not straining.
The world's so terrible that one can only make fun of it.
No matter where you go, you're there.
Life's biggest question is whether or not you're happy - not with others, but with yourself.
Love isn't live until you give it away.
Don't take me literally.
Nothing is over 100%
I'd love to go out with you, but I have to stay home and see if I snore.
I'd love to go out with you, but it's my parakeet's bowling night.
I'd love to go out with you, but I'm having all my plants neutered.
If you think this week was a drag, wait till you see what happens next week!
If you knew what you were doing, you'd be bored.
It's not just reality that matters.
Pets aren't dangerous; just don't let them carry guns.
The unexamined life is not worth living.
You can't dream too much; you can't do enough to make your dreams come true.
Where does it go? It doesn't matter. Flush it.
The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
Experience varies directly with equipment ruined.
Avoid reality at all costs.
Take everything in stride. Trample anyone who gets in your way.
Do not believe in miracles - rely on them.

Kimberly

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