Kcreampie is the official church for all those hill Billy-ers. the preist is known as a post. we have no priest. only a post. (they are the same thing). We worship bubble gum. preferably Hubba Bubba max, but we are greatful to be able to chew any kind. The symbol of kcreampie is a braided lavendar bracelet. the congress of the church is concidered the hilly billy people. The more ers after you name the lower you rank. here is a page from our bybul. this page states all the positions. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* * post Zolinda * speller-er dylbin * hilly billy-er-er Merideth * postguard G (nice name) * gum-passer-outer galin * bell ringer-er-er-er Racel * scribe Mookey * executioner-er-er Jughead * poster Esteebee * post pet ENBK

the fist originall mambers are Zolinda, the post, Dylbin, The speller-er, and Merideth, The fist Hillbilly-er-er. it is said that the creaters of this new found religion created it all in the up stairs of their granmothers house. the only other attendant was dylbans girlfriend Mary lou. she was not yet a member. the founders of kcreampie would like to say it is NOT pronounced Creampi it is pronounced krim pee!!!!! the foundes wrote out a speech and ran over to Silkers (a near by grocery store), bought a pack of gum. they then presented the new religion to their family downstairs.

In this religion Amen has been changed to Abing.

If you become a member of Kcreampie you MUST know we worship gum. almost All of the members do beleive in God. most of the member even attend a n out side church!!

A gathering is called a reunion. We do not have an official gathering place. A kcreampie reunion can happen anywhere under these rules- 1. You must have 4 members present 2. the leader will either be the post or the hill billy er-er. (chosen by the post)

here are the kcreampie rules: 1. no bad words except hell 2.oups i messed up on the bybul 3. all kcreampie people must have once worn a lavendur bracelet by the ttttime they turn 14. 4. we must have at least four kcreampie people must be together for a reunion. (all the other ones have already been stated somewhere on this web page.